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Dry here too. In fact, not a cloud in the sky for the second day running, but boy, is it windy! 😳 Despite the reasonable temperatures, it's not a day for the beach! A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

I don't know about anyone else, but I like the 'Element' competition badge. It's probably my second favourite of the ones I have so far gained. 😊

The story that got me to my omnium badge: Ms Lush

My Elements comp entry: The Beauty Within

My latest story: Cash In Hand 12 - "Another Exposure" - Part 1 Of 4

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I don't know about anyone else, but I like the 'Element' competition badge. It's probably my second favourite of the ones I have so far gained. 😊

I really like it, too. All the comp artwork is cool! smile

Morning, Rumpies wave

Dropping off some Skittles I had lying around. Taste the Rainbow! biggrin

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Hello, Rumpies!

I was invited to join this forum. Thanks, @Jamesllewelyyn! I find it interesting, so I am here now. Looking for a dark roast coffee and a cinnamon roll. Haha! smile

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Hello, Rumpies!

I was invited to join this forum. Thanks, @Jamesllewelyyn! I find it interesting, so I am here now. Looking for a dark roast coffee and a cinnamon roll. Haha! smile

Hi, Lina! Welcome! :)

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Hello, Rumpies!

I was invited to join this forum. Thanks, @Jamesllewelyyn! I find it interesting, so I am here now. Looking for a dark roast coffee and a cinnamon roll. Haha! smile

Welcome! Friends this is Lina, from the Philippines!

She wrote a great story for her first competition called The Aria which I would encourage you all to read.

The Aria

A fallen angel sent to conquer a marked warrior discovers too late that her song awakens more than his desire.

Supernatural

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

It's called In other news, I wrote a story for the Blue Site which is slightly unusual, even for me!

It's called In Just Spring…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Hi, Lina! Welcome! smile


Thanks, Kimmi! I am glad that you are here, too!

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It's called In other news, I wrote a story for the Blue Site which is slightly unusual, even for me!

It's called In Just Spring…

I am joining the spring event courtesy of dear Kimmi on the Blue Site too! smile

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Welcome! Friends this is Lina, from the Philippines!

She wrote a great story for her first competition called The Aria which I would encourage you all to read.

Agreed. Beautifully written story! If you have not read it yet, check it out.

Welcome to Rumps, Lina!

My latest stories:

Earth, Water, Air, Ash - (Elements Comp Entry) An artist is summoned to a secluded estate to create four portraits of the same woman, each inspired by a different element.

Endless Nights - Beneath the history, the engaging conversation, and the desire, something unexpected waits in the dark.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Hey, guess what!

It's GET-FRIED-DAY!

We made it.

'Course, since I don't work anyway, it doesn't matter ALL that much.

To quote the late, great Dame Maggie Smith, in Downton Abbey – "What's a week-end?"

Somehow I can't deliver it as she did.

NVMD

The lights have gone on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up, and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Gunpowder Green teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled with what passes for clean water in this joint, and is now ready to serve.

Today we're using Happy Camper Coffee, just because.

And we have some fine looking pastries for y'all.

We've got some classic coffee cake – which, to the surprise of many contains no coffee at all!

I'm sure Lion and Jane will wend their way her in a bit, with their musical magic.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

TGIF Rumpies wave which here means “Tongue goes in first” biggrin

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

When the Savanna has that busy heartbeat (Rumps) this anicent lion notices,

I yawn and smile that all good here.

Welcome Lina there's always room here in Rumps. I shall settle down with my morning Kicking Horse coffee and read your comp entry.

To welcome you to us here is a song to start TGIF

From 1967 Smothers Brothers Show

Buffalo Springfield performs

For What Its Worth

Kimmi we DO need to discuss your definition of TGIF 😃

And James aka Bear did you think I won't notice your choice of Kicking Horse Coffee's?

Even Jane giggled and pointed at my "9 toes"

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Good morning, Rumpies! smile And Happy International Labour Day!

I hope we all get to unwind after a busy week... I've just checked my 'drafts' on this site. So shocked that I have 15 unfinished stories. I think caffeine energises my monkey mind too much. Having my second ☕️our and dreaming that I can read and write in a cosy room by the sea.

A Pain au chocolat serving would be so good!

To set our mood for the weekend

Motely Crue

Doctor Feelgood

Dr. Feel-good

Milk and Alcohol

Deep Purple

Highway Star (1972)

It's officially Sring here in da land of OZ and wheat which means new barn kittens !!

Yea the violence is NOT very PC yall remember this IS from 1939

Photos of kittens will follow soon

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Y'all enjoy your weekend

Lion & Jane Out

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Okey-dokey – it's May 2nd, but the calendar doesn't seem to be paying attention.

We're opening out pool on Tuesday, and I don't know if we're going to go swimming – or ice skating!

It was ZERO degrees this morning (Celsius)!

It'll warm up with the sun, but – honestly?

Oh well – climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

And you can't even depend on climate anymore.

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

So, enough bitching – caffeine!

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lasang Salchow teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Loon Call Breakfast Blend coffee beans from Muskoka Coffee Roasters, particularly appropriate given the loonies around this joint!

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some fancy looking … somethings. You figure it out!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good Morning Y'all

1st in

Lights On

Waking up Terrance and Ms Pixel our dedicated Crack Security team

Clean and filled with Lion Choice fresh ground in Big Beautiful Bertha

Copper Tea Kettle filled and singin

Saturday morning sweets placed on side bar our recommendation are the cinnamon rolls & twists

No need to mention Kimmi toys in store room #4 to my Jane 😃

Jukebox on first song as I spit up the bar

Tove Lo

Thousand Miles

Kimmi just where do you find the talent for your toys???? Damn girl I'm blushing and fear i could lose Jane!!!

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Ape mesmerized by that gif. 😍

Good morning. Yorkshire Tea please. To go. I, um, yeah. Leaves awkwardly trying to hide a lump in his pants

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

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Okey-dokey – it's May 2nd, but the calendar doesn't seem to be paying attention.

Looks like Bear & I posted at the same time (again),😃

Sorry my friend but Kimmi newest toy tumps your post!!!

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My contribution to the tuneage. Italian metal singer Nicoletta Rosellini does some wonderful non-metal cover work. This is her latest, a Pat Benatar song from 1982.

And from 2012, one of the biggest hits of the American band Halestorm.

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

She's good. I first found her through Erinyes, an all-female metal supergroup (one of two that I know of) and then listened to her bands as well. She's started two herself, one of which is still in action, and is also the lead singer of another. Power metal tends to be her thing.

From her own band, Alterium:

And the other band she currently fronts, Walk in Darkness:

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

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Sershen & Zaritskaya

FYI, if you're looking for new material by them, they are now NoApology. Good Ukrainian band that, last I heard, was still based in Kyiv. They dropped their debut album of original material last year.

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

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And from 2012, one of the biggest hits of the American band Halestorm.

I love Halestorm! I am always surprised they haven’t gotten more mainstream attention.

My latest stories:

Earth, Water, Air, Ash - (Elements Comp Entry) An artist is summoned to a secluded estate to create four portraits of the same woman, each inspired by a different element.

Endless Nights - Beneath the history, the engaging conversation, and the desire, something unexpected waits in the dark.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Morning Y'all

1st here this morning

We have a quiet peaceful beautiful weather day here

Making all us happy and settling the animals down too

Let's get the morning up and goin

Beautiful Bertha filled with Bear's Loon Call Thanks for leaving enough for today

Copper Tea Kettle filled

Morning sweets placed

Jukebox On

Told Sweet Jane to give Kimmi toys a longer relax time

First song as we pick up around the bar

Halastorm

Here To Us (our Rump family)

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Being a beautiful Sunday I've pulled out the blackstone grill.putting out a omelet self serve bar 4 types of cheeses, fresh veggies, Italian sausage and Bacon almost forgot sour cream too.

We LOVE bacon lol

Enjoy y'all

Back to music

Scarlett Lane

Don't Break My Heart

No Doubt

Don't Speak

Uriah Heep

The Wizard (remaster 2017)

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Sweet Jane slips next to her anicent lion abd whispers "play some heavy metal white boy" soooooooo

Manowar

Warriors Of The World

Verenian

Oppressor

Wolfheart

The Cale

I smile and wonder what Mr Ape's option will be IF and ONLY IF his mind isn't still on Kimmi's newest toy!!

I did get this name

Shaun if anyone interested

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Before we take off for the morning

Jane also has a small question or pole

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If a flower,

Pokes thru a crack

In the

concrete,

is it a weed,

or a survivor?

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We'll be back in a wee bit

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