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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by wxt55uk
Lion, we need to keep this quiet...

I heard Bear gets a little grumpy when patrons help themselves to his Jameson stock! 😈🀣

Quiet be DAMN my friend I say let's have a Boston Tea moment and ditch the tea and enjoy a wee taste of His Jameson

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Quote by wxt55uk

Lion, we need to keep this quiet...

I heard Bear gets a little grumpy when patrons help themselves to his Jameson stock! 😈🀣

Nah, I don't get grumpy.

I get EVEN!

Watch yourself there folks!

Besides, what Lion doesn't know is that I replaced my private stock with HIS.

And now…let's get Saturday started.

Flipped the lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and it's go-time!

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lasang Salchow teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Muskoka Maple coffee blend, to mellow y'all out, so you cease your fruitless and bootless thoughts of bootlegging my stash.

I've put out donuts – and Coke Zero for Kat.

Plus I've got some Boston Creams for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K? It's market day, plus Jay and I are going to go pick some trees.

You heard right.

The city gives away saplings for free twice a year, and we've registered to get two of them.

'Cause I'm not sappy enough as I am, right?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Signs of our times…

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning Bear

Allow me to set the record straight for y'all

1st

we ALL seen Bear behind the bar topless. Also Kimmi toys are available as private servers for a normal fee ask James for booking

2nd

My real stock of Jameson has not been switched. Good try Bear

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Now music y'all

Maroon 5

Three Little Birds

Gary VeVox

Life Is A Highway

Santana

Smooth

Me sez good start to morning music

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Here's a little local news

Our Kansas City Royals have come from the Worst record to being tied with Detroit Tigers in second place in the American League Central. Calm down y'all there plenty of baseball left

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I'll summarize our weather with help from

The Beatles

Rain

Back shortly gonna go and remove the sandwich board Bear put out front.

Yes beer isn't free but...... the rest is always TRUE

☘️

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