RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Lion, we need to keep this quiet...

I heard Bear gets a little grumpy when patrons help themselves to his Jameson stock! 😈🤣

Quiet be DAMN my friend I say let's have a Boston Tea moment and ditch the tea and enjoy a wee taste of His Jameson

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Lion, we need to keep this quiet...

I heard Bear gets a little grumpy when patrons help themselves to his Jameson stock! 😈🤣

Nah, I don't get grumpy.

I get EVEN!

Watch yourself there folks!

Besides, what Lion doesn't know is that I replaced my private stock with HIS.

And now…let's get Saturday started.

Flipped the lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and it's go-time!

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lasang Salchow teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Muskoka Maple coffee blend, to mellow y'all out, so you cease your fruitless and bootless thoughts of bootlegging my stash.

I've put out donuts – and Coke Zero for Kat.

Plus I've got some Boston Creams for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K? It's market day, plus Jay and I are going to go pick some trees.

You heard right.

The city gives away saplings for free twice a year, and we've registered to get two of them.

'Cause I'm not sappy enough as I am, right?

Signs of our times…

Morning Bear

Allow me to set the record straight for y'all

1st

we ALL seen Bear behind the bar topless. Also Kimmi toys are available as private servers for a normal fee ask James for booking

2nd

My real stock of Jameson has not been switched. Good try Bear

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Now music y'all

Maroon 5

Three Little Birds

Gary VeVox

Life Is A Highway

Santana

Smooth

Me sez good start to morning music

Here's a little local news

Our Kansas City Royals have come from the Worst record to being tied with Detroit Tigers in second place in the American League Central. Calm down y'all there plenty of baseball left

😃

I'll summarize our weather with help from

The Beatles

Rain

Back shortly gonna go and remove the sandwich board Bear put out front.

Yes beer isn't free but...... the rest is always TRUE

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Our next set for Saturday

Lainey Wilson

Wildflowers and Wild Horses

Flying Burrito Brothers

#1

The Byrds

You Ain't Going Nowhere (1968)

Happy Mothers Day to y'all beautiful ladies thru out the world and here in Lush.

1st in

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Mama Beans

Copper Kettle filled and singin

Assorted teas to choose

Gonna pull the blackstone out and offer a Mothers day breakfast bar

Assorted doughnuts & pastries

Of course we have Mimosas

Jukebox on for pleasurable music too.

And Happy Mother's Day to all of you who are mothers, or grandmothers!

It is perhaps the most difficult job on the planet, and usually goes without anywhere near enough thanks, so…

Thank you, from all those people who should have said it, but didn't!

And I have four specific mothers in mind: my own, Lady Jay – the mother of our children, a certain Kentucky girl, and Emmy.

Thank you!

1st musical set from Chicago

Song of Evergreens

You're the Inspiration

And

Colour My World

A Happy Mother's Day to all of those mothers across the Atlantic (the UK's was late March).

I hope you all have a great day. 😊

A pot of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😊 I will be in the corner rereading my "Cash in Hand" story and taking notes to ensure story continuity, though I believe that there is at least one patron here who wouldn't mind JJ's hair turning red! 😳😈😎

2nd set featuring

Herb Albert & The Tijuana Brass

Never On Sunday

Whipped Cream

Love Potion 9

Just how many remember or never have heard Herb & the Tijuana Brass?

Or

Chicago ??

both groups using horns

The soulful sound brings memories to this ancient lion

I can't only play music have to insert some humour too

Key Final Scenes:

It is revealed that Larry's ex-wife, Margaret, did not die when Owen pushed her overboard; she was rescued by a fisherman, married him, and sold her story for $1.5 million.

Owen's abusive mother dies of natural causes, freeing him from her tyrannical control.

Larry thinks Owen "stole" his story when Owen publishes a book, but it is revealed to be a children's pop-up book, not a thriller like Larry's.

Larry, Owen, and Larry's new girlfriend Beth are shown in Hawaii, having found success and peace, ending the film in a tropical setting

Danny Devito & Billy Crystal

AND

Anne Ramsey

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Everyone enjoy Mother's Day

Make the call or visit y'all

Lion Out

Hiya, Rumpies

Just wanted to pop in and wish all the fabulous mothers a happy mother’s day! ❤️

I’m isolating a bit. More sad stuff in my world.

Anyways, love you all! May peace and joy find you this spring! ❤️

my cats didn't even get me a card. little fuckers.

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my cats didn't even get me a card. little fuckers.

Butters dropped a crocheted strawberry on my head at 6am. I took that as her present.

Just my drop in to wish “Happy Mother’s Day” to all those Wonderful Mothers that we know and those perverted males who make it possible.

Well, I just put a story into the queue. It's actually one I wrote on my cruise and, surprise, it involves sex on a cruise. Nothing else is in progress right now, though. Ideas, but I am having trouble staying interested in writing now. Even this one kind of languished after I got home until I decided it was good to go with a bit more editing.