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Quote by fuzzy1954

Afternoon y'all

What does a ancient lion and a beautiful blonde hottie do on TGIF??

I Reminded Sweet Jane of Kimmi

definition of TGIF

Tongue Goes In First. 🔥

Soooooo I placed her on the side bar and demonstrated Kimmi meaning.

I used this song for background

Of course drinks were had too

🔥

May your TGIF is a yumm7

❤️

Inquiring minds want to know – 

Where did the bottle go?

And with that little gem, we'll kick off Sat-on-her-Day morning!

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Let's see if we can find some frou-frou coffee for Lion and Lioness, shall we?

Nah – let's just go with a good ol' cuppa Joe for today!

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some beignets with powdered sugar for y'all

Market day today, so I shan't be Terry!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning Bear error Terry 😃

I've given Jane a little "history of donuts & coffee (Joe) during my military time .....

Donut Dollies

my photo is of Jan Woods in Quan Loi,
Vietnam. (Photos courtesy of Jan Woods.)

they the red cross brought a peice of home and a peaceful happy time even a couple of minutes with a stale plain cake donuts.

Jane and I thank you for the memory Bear

Now how about music?? I'll start with

Three of the hottest ladies

Shakira Rihanna Taylor Swift

Moonlight Maharani

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LOL, so much for a nice long weekend here. Now there's showers with a risk of thunderstorms all day today, then a chance of showers tomorrow and Monday. Just yesterday the weekend was looking promising save Monday.

Anyhow, that doesn't change the fact that I get an extra day off work this weekend. Shopping, housework and probably writing will happen. There's yardwork, too, but that's weather dependent and see above.

Assam tea and a couple beignets.

My contribution to the tuneage is the band Blue Medusa. One of several projects for Canadian death metal singer Alissa White-Gluz since she had a falling out with Swedish band Arch Enemy last year, Blue Medusa sees her teaming with guitarists Alyssa Day and Dani Sophia.

Yes, the band name likely alludes to Alissa's penchant for dyeing her long hair shades of blue.

Just call it "The Lust Boat"

Sailing Sultry Seas With Sexy Sirens

There's an element of heat in this story.

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1st in to Rumps

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Morning Y'all

It's sunday for this anicent lion

Start of another week of spring active storms heading from out of the Rockies

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Mama Beans

Copper Tea Kettle filled

Morning selection of doughnuts and fruit tarts

Jukebox on 1st song to start our day

Sia

Ascending

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Question

a blonde wakes up with a hunger a need for French Toast....

Here, is what this ancient lion does .

"Yes dear" as I pullout the blackstone

No need to ask again sweets!

Of course using IMPORT maple syrup

Yes y'all gotta have bacon too!

There's enough for everyone

☘️

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Nice to know that our Leonine friend knows the two most important words of a long-term relationship: Yes, dear.

We had French Toast ("pain perdu" en français) yesterday when everyone came back to our place for breakfast.

And I add a little vanilla to the mix. It gives it a much richer flavour!

Of course we use Canadian maple syrup. About 70% of the world's maple syrup comes from Québèc, and it's GOOOD!

We get ours locally, from a Mennonite family.

And, of course, maple syrup can make LOTS of things taste even better…

Enjoy!

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Quote by JamesLlewellyn
We get ours locally, from a Mennonite family.

My parents used to buy a litre or two on the Kitchener Farmer's Market every spring. High probability it was from Mennonites but not sure. We used to get a litre from our former neighbour. His family had farmland with a sugar bush on it. That ended as his health deteriorated and they moved to a retirement home more than a year ago. Both have dementia and the home puts them close to one of their kids.

Good morning! French toast would go down nicely with a Yorkshire Tea.

Just call it "The Lust Boat"

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Good evening, Rumpies wave

Just thinking about y’all. ❤️

I’m looking forward to a 3-day weekend next weekend. Have a good week!

If you are looking for a good movie, I recommend Remarkably Bright Creatures on Netflix. smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Hi y'all, hope everyone's having/had a good weekend; its an extra long one in sunny Canada. Got the garden all planted including KIWI which apparently you can grow up here. Now I'm half done ripping out my front flower bed which actually had no flowers just colourful bushes 😋 and dwarf trees. Or "sprite trees" as I refer to them. Hopefully I get the rest of the bed ripped out and everything planted tomorrow.

I'd like a mint julep and some bandages for my hands which are all cut up from hacking at the garden.

Summer must be here, I have a sunburn.

1st in to Rumps

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Morning Y'all

It's MOANday to this anicent lion

Start of another week of spring active storms

Woke AGAIN to heavy rain and massive power outages in our surroundings areas have to monitor our streams with possible flooding due later today

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Maxwell House

Copper Kettle filled and singin Fresh mornings doughnuts placed

on side bar

turned jukebox on

Start with

Taylor Swift

Gentlemen

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Thanks for getting things started this Moan-Day morning – although it ain't so moanful up here in Canada as today is Victoria Day!

Theoretically, it's a celebration of Queen Victoria's birthday, but in truth it's the unofficial start of Canadian Summer.

It's more informal name is the 2-4 weekend, because people take cases of beer up to their cottages – 24 in a case, bottles or cans.

So take your pick: the recognition of an august personage, or the beginning of summer!

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KIWI which apparently you can grow up here.

Really? Wow. You're Ontario, right? Hm. Never woulda thunk.

We got annuals in yesterday and I cleaned the garage. Today I clean the car interiors and mow the lawn. Between being away for half of April, being sick when I got back, and the rather cool start to the season, I am kind of packing all my Spring chores into the long weekend.

Supposed to hit 30C here today and tomorrow, then back to cool stuff. Kind of muggy, too. I tested out the AC yesterday and it worked so I guess we are ready.

Assam tea and those cupcakes stacked with fruit look delish. A blueberry one, please.

Just call it "The Lust Boat"

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There's an element of heat in this story.

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Hi Rumpee's, I have just popped in for a cuppa as I have not been around much...

Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😊 Though it is raining atm, the outlook is better. After a couple of cold weeks, it is meant to be warming up in the UK too, which is handy as we are away later in the week and this weekend is a national (Bank) holiday here. BTW: It is now confirmed that my youngest is expecting twin boys in late September. 😎

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Thanks for getting things started this Moan-Day morning – although it ain't so moanful up here in Canada as today is Victoria Day!

Theoretically, it's a celebration of Queen Victoria's birthday, but in truth it's the unofficial start of Canadian Summer.

It's more informal name is the 2-4 weekend, because people take cases of beer up to their cottages – 24 in a case, bottles or cans.

So take your pick: the recognition of an august personage, or the beginning of summer!


Hmmm. Haven't tried Canadian beer!

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BTW: It is now confirmed that my youngest is expecting twin boys in late September. 😎


Congratulations! 😇

Morning, Rumpies! wave

Congrats, David, on being a grandad to twin boys! How exciting!

I’m gonna be a kinda grandma to baby birds. A mama decided my front door was a good place to bring littlies into the world. And… I’m contributing poof balls of Butter’s shed fur. 🤣 I set ball of fur outside nest and in morning she’s woven it in nest. ❤️

My heart is full ❤️

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️