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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by LinaDS2025

It's 40 degrees in Manila! 😭🤐😝

Yes, but I'll bet it's humid, too!

However you measure it, that's TOO HOT for a cool Polar Bear!

And let's get some caffeine going.

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Must be last night's burritos…

Tea Kettle is refilled and steamy. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, and is ready to go.

Today we're using 454 Horse Power coffee blend from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters, to power us into the weekend

I've put out donuts.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hiya, Rumpies wave

Know what makes for a crazy time? When the fire alarm goes off in an assisted living facility. All residents have a walker or wheelchair. Some like Dad can’t hear and do nothing. I can compare it to something, but won’t.

Stiff drink or five, please. 😳

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

TGIF 👅

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TGIF indeed, Kimmi!

Sorry folks – got tied up in stuff.

But I'll be back tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I've got a lovely pair of knockers for y'all to feast your eyes on!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

And it's Saturn's-Day, so ring-a-ding-ding!

Who was it who said that?

NVMD

Welcome to the Caffeine-Nation!

It's TEA time…and coffee.

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using A Dork Affair – excuse, me A DARK Affair coffee blend from Balzac's Coffee Roasters.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some of Kimmi's second favourite buns.

Her FAVOURITE buns can be found in Store Room #4, as I understand it.

David, I understand it's cooled off somewhat in England, but I've got a storeroom full of Diet Coke – plus Coke Zero for Kat – so I expect you two to keep up the pace, here!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning, Rumpies wave

Twins fun day! Woohoo! Taking a day trip. worship

Here’s some sticky buns to munch on.

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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I wrote an entry in Kimmi's contest thinking it needed to be 375 words and then wondering why everyone else's was only 75 words and then reading the rules more carefully! 🤣

Oh no! Thats kinda funny though. 😊 Sounds like something I would do. Can you somehow cut 300 words out?

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