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Yes, morning coffee (or tea in my case) – one of the only reasons to actually get out of bed!

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re good to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Grizzly Claw coffee blend from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some Butter tarts for the fluttering hearts among y'all!

Take care out there, 'K?

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You call that a honeybun, Bear? This is a honeybun. biggrin

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I just finished giving lessons. I'd love to have some butter tarts and some coffee! Thank you, Bear! smile

Has anyone here watched streamers on Poppo who promoted their erotica books?

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Has anyone here watched streamers on Poppo who promoted their erotica books?

Nope. I haven’t heard of Poppo

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I once asked for butter tarts in the wrong place. How did I know it was the wrong place? Two scantily clad women walked out with a butter churn. 🤪

Good afternoon. Very variable, stormy weather here. No walk today. I can take my shower at home, thank you 😁

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Nope. I haven’t heard of Poppo


How about erotica authors reading their work on OnlyFans? I only learned about this app through my interactions here on Lush. Haha!

Btw, my new story is up. I hope you guys will take a read.

The Way We Make Love

Let me know what you think. See you around, Rumpies. smile

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How about erotica authors reading their work on OnlyFans? I only learned about this app through my interactions here on Lush. Haha!

Btw, my new story is up. I hope you guys will take a read.

The Way We Make Love

Let me know what you think. See you around, Rumpies. smile

I'll get to it, but be patient with me, Lina – lots going on in my life right now.

Lights are on, Lady Dryad seems to have missed a spot – the floor. (shrugs)

Well, we all have our off-days.

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using A Dark Affair Blend from Balzac's Coffee Roasters, which seems appropriate as when we stopped in at their first store in Stratford, they had a power outage.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some oatmeal cookies – WITH RAISINS – for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

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When sleep won't come and worries won't leave, love becomes the gentlest remedy.

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COOKIES!!! NOM NOM NOM

Oh, um, yeah, good morning. How are things? Had a heavy downpour in the middle of the night but it is sunny this morning. Maybe that will lift the black cloud that seems to have settled on my soul. I do feel a bit better today.

Yorkshire Tea to go with those cookies.

Later.

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Today is the last day of my lengthy vacation. A couple of days in Atlanta, then 2 weeks on Mackinac Island, followed by a long weekend in Ontario, were all amazing for the soul. But yesterday we arrived in Tennessee, and I'm blown away by the view from our "glamping" geodome. Hubby had to do some work this morning, so I thought I'd pop in to say hi. Heading home tomorrow and then back to reality. But when reality includes a beach, it's hard to complain.

My son has been dealing with some health issues that make my sinus issues seem paltry by comparison, but he has several specialists now, and we hope that one of the paths will offer a solution, not simply pain management and multiple trips to the ER.

My sinus issues are no better, but no worse. I guess I need to decide if I want to try the surgery that the rhinologist suggested or consult with an infectious disease doctor. I have another month of the current protocol, but honestly...not much has changed. Sigh...

I have been doing some writing here and there. Nothing is ready to publish, but some fun stuff once I have time to devote to writing. I have also been trying to wrap up the latest storyline for Mac and Grace. Grace and I have been debating things...she will likely win...she typically does. It's fun but also somewhat obnoxious to have a character be so bossy. LOL.

Hope all is well with all my Rumpie friends.

Happy Hump Day!

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Wow, you guys wake up pretty early.

Thanks, Bear. Just like @Seeker4, I love cookies with raisins. smile

Today was not a super nice day. I failed another AI job interview after losing half of my students to AI tools in the last few months. Been calibrating my career plans. I actually wrote my last story just to shake off the stress.

Signed up for a short course to upskill. Life is challenging, but a cup of coffee makes it better. So I am heading to the bar. :) I think I need to go for a swim soon.

Enjoy your day, Rumpies!

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Today is the last day of my lengthy vacation. A couple of days in Atlanta, then 2 weeks on Mackinac Island, followed by a long weekend in Ontario, were all amazing for the soul. But yesterday we arrived in Tennessee, and I'm blown away by the view from our "glamping" geodome. Hubby had to do some work this morning, so I thought I'd pop in to say hi. Heading home tomorrow and then back to reality. But when reality includes a beach, it's hard to complain.

Sorry to hear about the continued medical issues, Kat. I do hope the day will come soon when they are all resolved positively. 😀 I'm pleased to read you both had a lovely long holiday. 😎 I, and I'm sure many others, missed your presence here. A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. ☕️

Missed you, Kat!! Glad you’ve enjoyed your vacation time! ❤️

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Today is the last day of my lengthy vacation. A couple of days in Atlanta, then 2 weeks on Mackinac Island, followed by a long weekend in Ontario, were all amazing for the soul. But yesterday we arrived in Tennessee, and I'm blown away by the view from our "glamping" geodome. Hubby had to do some work this morning, so I thought I'd pop in to say hi. Heading home tomorrow and then back to reality. But when reality includes a beach, it's hard to complain.

My son has been dealing with some health issues that make my sinus issues seem paltry by comparison, but he has several specialists now, and we hope that one of the paths will offer a solution, not simply pain management and multiple trips to the ER.

My sinus issues are no better, but no worse. I guess I need to decide if I want to try the surgery that the rhinologist suggested or consult with an infectious disease doctor. I have another month of the current protocol, but honestly...not much has changed. Sigh...

I have been doing some writing here and there. Nothing is ready to publish, but some fun stuff once I have time to devote to writing. I have also been trying to wrap up the latest storyline for Mac and Grace. Grace and I have been debating things...she will likely win...she typically does. It's fun but also somewhat obnoxious to have a character be so bossy. LOL.

Hope all is well with all my Rumpie friends.

Happy Hump Day!

Glad to see you back, Kat! And very glad you've had a great vacation – not so glad about the news of your son, or your sinuses!

Can I get you something to dull the pain? White wine, perhaps, or something stronger?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Today is the last day of my lengthy vacation. A couple of days in Atlanta, then 2 weeks on Mackinac Island, followed by a long weekend in Ontario, were all amazing for the soul. But yesterday we arrived in Tennessee, and I'm blown away by the view from our "glamping" geodome.

This all sounds quite fun. Too bad you and your son have health issues to struggle with, but at least you're getting some good downtime. Ontario being amazing for the soul is not something I ever say, but that's probably because I have lived here for 61 and counting years (which, not coincidentally, is my age). Maybe Central Ontario (cottage country and Algonquin Park).

Some liked an older story of mine that I myself had kind of published and forgotten. So I took a look at it with new eyes (it's two years old) and realized it's actually pretty good. See my signature below or the latest post on my profile for more.

A birthday gift of a different sort. From the 2024 Dirty Talk contest.

Free Use Friday; or A Sweet Taste of Cherry's Pie

And it's Thirst-day!

Let's get caffeine brewing…

We're going to feature Irish coffee this morning – with Jameson's, of course.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and ready.

Today we're using Happy Camper coffee blend from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters

There are a range of pastries today, so fill your boots – or your bootie!

And take care out there, 'K?

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And I found the perfect t-shirt for Lushies to wear around town!

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Currently making our way around Atlanta on our trek back home. If all goes well we will back to the beach by supper time.

Being the co-pilot is thirsty work. Seems like a good time for a Coke Zero!

I’m in the midst of trying to see if I can still come up with something for Kimmi’s challenge. We shall see!

Caged - Who knew she would enjoy being put on display?

Very mixed weather today where I am. Probably why my mood is shaky again.

Got a bunch of likes on "Free Use Friday" overnight so kind of glad I decided to boost it. Nothing new from me is imminent so may as well get some attention for my neglected older work.

A birthday gift of a different sort. From the 2024 Dirty Talk contest.

Free Use Friday; or A Sweet Taste of Cherry's Pie

Lovely shirt, Bear! smile

I scribbled my first MFM tale, and now I can't sleep. Hahaha!



And me oh my, it's Sweet Cherry FRI-day.

Ape, I've got your story on my list, and am looking forward to reading it.

Meanwhile, back at the dump…let's get some caffeine on.

Lights are flickering again, dammit, Lady Dryad has more or less cleaned up so it's a start.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Gunpowder Green teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Lumberjack coffee blend

I've put out some nice lookin' donuts.

Plus I've got some crusty croissants. There may be some chocolate croissants in there – I didn't try.

Take care out there, 'K?

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One of my persistent headaches has taken hold starting yesterday afternoon. Usually it fizzles out by midday so I shall soldier on.

Weekend looms but I don't have much on the radar. Just usual house and yard stuff.

Yorkshire Tea and a croissant.

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Free Use Friday; or A Sweet Taste of Cherry's Pie

Morning, Rumpies wave

Don’t forget — TGIF !! (Tongue goes in first) biggrin

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Wait! I remember Cherry Pie! I enjoyed it the first time.

MMmmm…good.

And continuing my theme of cool summer wear…

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And it's Saturday-Chores Day!

Not only is it the weekend…

Not ONLY is it Market Day!

And NOT ONLY do I need to mow the lawn this morning…

BUT!

We're having some neighbours in this afternoon for a slighlty premature celebration of Midsummers Day.

SO…

I'll get things started then slip away…

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lasong Souchow teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using L'Or Coffee, imported from France … or "French France" as Lady Jay would say, to differentiate it from "Quebec France," I guess.

I've put out some pastries.

Plus today only, we've got some créme brullée!

Get it while it's cold – and NO PLAYING WITH THE BLOWTORCH, see?

Take care out there, 'K?

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Morning, Rumpies! wave

And Go USA on making it to the next round! worship

And… huge congrats to Lina for winning the Fireworks picture in the writing challenge! :worship: :worship:

Have a great weekend, y’all!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Morning, Rumps! It’s been a while I hope everyone is doing well.

Finally got inspired again and I have a new story in the queue. Took a friend to help me out. It’s different than anything I’ve written. And I’ve got two more stories that are in flight, both of which are a little more “on brand” for me.

Oh, French coffee!! Thanks, Bear! Sign me up. Just add a touch of cream to take the edge off, please.

Hello, Rumpies!

Just got home from swimming. I loved the water and the weather. Warm water, cool breeze, fluffy clouds and some shade from old trees. Life is still beautiful. ❤️

I'd like some Yorkshire and créme brullée, please! smile

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Morning, Rumps! It’s been a while I hope everyone is doing well.

Finally got inspired again and I have a new story in the queue. Took a friend to help me out. It’s different than anything I’ve written. And I’ve got two more stories that are in flight, both of which are a little more “on brand” for me.

Oh, French coffee!! Thanks, Bear! Sign me up. Just add a touch of cream to take the edge off, please.

Good to see you! I figured summer would have you out and paddling about. smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Good to see you! I figured summer would have you out and paddling about. smile

Ironically, I will be doing that in a little while! Perfect day for being on (or in) the water. ☀️

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Morning, Rumps! It’s been a while I hope everyone is doing well.

Finally got inspired again and I have a new story in the queue. Took a friend to help me out. It’s different than anything I’ve written. And I’ve got two more stories that are in flight, both of which are a little more “on brand” for me.

Oh, French coffee!! Thanks, Bear! Sign me up. Just add a touch of cream to take the edge off, please.

There you go, Cog – and good to see you again!

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