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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by sprite

I'm just getting over a UTI. I feel you on the having to piss frequently thing. 😕😊

The drug also increases my risk of those but so far, cross fingers, that side effect has not materialized.

Vibes. My wife is prone to UTIs so I know what are talking about.

A birthday gift of a different sort. From the 2024 Dirty Talk contest.

Free Use Friday; or A Sweet Taste of Cherry's Pie

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I have experience as a Busboy and Short Order Cook while in High School (55 years ago). Do I understand you that you’re offering zero times zero minus one half equals zero? That’s better than owning you for the training opportunity. Thanks for the offer but my wife has control of my free time.

So you gave up on a promising career as a Busboy and Short Order Cook to … get married??

What is WRONG with kids today?

Jeez Louise.

OK, OK! I'll double my salary offer, and make it time-and-a-half for weekends and nights!

Sheesh. Some people.

Money, money, money, money … and none of it's mine!

And Zoot! Alors! I'm feeling French this Vendredi

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using L'Or Absolu coffee blend, from French France, as the Lady Jay would say.

Il y a des patisseries, aussi!

Plus I've got some croissants.

Take care out there, 'K?

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