RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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I'm just getting over a UTI. I feel you on the having to piss frequently thing. 😕😊

The drug also increases my risk of those but so far, cross fingers, that side effect has not materialized.

Vibes. My wife is prone to UTIs so I know what are talking about.

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I have experience as a Busboy and Short Order Cook while in High School (55 years ago). Do I understand you that you’re offering zero times zero minus one half equals zero? That’s better than owning you for the training opportunity. Thanks for the offer but my wife has control of my free time.

So you gave up on a promising career as a Busboy and Short Order Cook to … get married??

What is WRONG with kids today?

Jeez Louise.

OK, OK! I'll double my salary offer, and make it time-and-a-half for weekends and nights!

Sheesh. Some people.

Money, money, money, money … and none of it's mine!

And Zoot! Alors! I'm feeling French this Vendredi

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using L'Or Absolu coffee blend, from French France, as the Lady Jay would say.

Il y a des patisseries, aussi!

Plus I've got some croissants.

Take care out there, 'K?

To my US friends, Happy 250th Anniversary... Enjoy your celebration. :worship: :worship:

Good morning! Happy 250, my American neighbors! Just keep the celebration to a dull roar. Some of us gotta get our beauty sleep.

Happy 250th to my fellow Americans.

Raise your hand if you think we’ll be here in 250 more years?

Crickets

Agree.

I other news, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are married!!! :worship: :worship: They will have the tallest kids! Will be interesting if they go the sports route or arts or maybe both? I’m a huge Chiefs fan and Swiftie so cheering them on.

And the World’s Smallest Man (sadly our leader) trolled them on social media.

I’ve been very ill since last weekend, but a little better today, I think. Typical me on my 3rd comp idea. Typical again, couldn’t make sex fit in first 2.

I hope to read entries from all you talented Rumpies! :)

Enjoy your weekend! ❤️

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Wait til you hear where I'm pissing next... 😈

Anybody pisses on lil Kimmi I’d better be on fire or stung by a jellyfish.

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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are married!!!

So tired of hearing about them but I guess it's the closest your country comes to having a royal wedding. Well, unless Barron Trump gets hitched. I'm sure his dad would treat it like one given his proclivity to monarchical behaviour. I thought it was interesting that it was on Travis and Jason's podcast, of all places, that Prince William said he would come over if England made the final in the World Cup. Maybe he and Kate could share a box with Travis and Taylor. 😊 Though England is well down in the favourites list (5th or 6th, I think, now that the Dutch and Germans are out) so I don't think he's in any hurry to make travel plans.

Which bring us to the single, most important event of this day (okay, for some of us, maybe): Canada vs. Morocco in the round of 16!! There's probably as much chance of us making it through to the quarters as there is of your president resigning and becoming a monk, but with the tournament's sudden death format, it's not entirely impossible. We've already done better than ever before in the men's World Cup (our women have done better, though) by making it this far.

Yes, Happy 4th of July, y'all!

And may the future be merrier, healthier, and happier than the present!

Champagne is on the House – by which I mean Ping's tab.

Anyone know where I can send the bill, BTW?

A cham-pa-ginny and OJ sounds good. Pass one down. Almost 20 minutes in and no score. But this is footie, where 1-0 is basically a blowout. At least our team is putting on a good show.

Happy Independence day to my fellow Lushies here in the US.

For those up in Canada, let’s go Team Canada! I am cheering for a big upset over Morocco.

And for everyone else, have an amazing weekend!!

Oh wow, Morocco lost a star forward. Hamstring. And one of their defenders got a yellow. Morocco having a bad day is one of our victory conditions. 😀

1-0 Morocco in the second half. Looks like the expected outcome but there is still time. And the ref has been handing out yellow cards like a businessman handing out business cards at a convention. Not sure if that's a measure of the play or a measure of the ref.