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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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It's too hot to walk outside this time of year. But I did swim in the pool in the morning yesterday and the Gulf in the afternoon. It was pretty calm which was nice.

My quads are still feeling the workout from Wed with a different trainer. Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can still feel it this many days later. 🤷‍♀️

In the “you get what you pay for” category, the used refrigerator that I bought in January for my garage is no longer cooling properly. It had a one-month warranty, which has long since passed. Gonna suck it up and buy a new one that is “garage ready” and on sale at Costco. They will haul the old one away.

Just some tea this morning for me. But put everyone’s drinks on my tab today Bear. My son got a job! It's hybrid remote so he will be able to continue working on his health issues. Amen!

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

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Morning, Rumpies wave

I am trying to walk 2 miles today!! We’ll see how it goes. It’s taken me forever to get back up to 1 mile after that pneumonia bitch kicked my ass.

If you need me, I’ll probably be in Storeroom 4 afterwards receiving tender loving care from my boy toys. biggrin

Yea Kimmi! I'm pleased you're back in the saddle – or on the trail – again!

And yes, the toys in Store Room #4 have noticed the difference! More endurance, for one thing! 😜

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Thank you for the lovely welcome, this place is super friendly! 😊

Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Of course. This is Rumps, the social centre of Lushland, and the denizens found herein are lecherous, leering, and lovely.

Welcome!

Just a couple of friendly notes:

Bar tabs are paid quarterly, unless it gets into 4 digits or more, at which point we need some valuta.

Our Head of Security is Terrance, but you won't see much of him. He's a tarantula, and spends his time in the rafters, or the nut warmer or popcorn machine behind the bar – but with his compound eyes, he doesn't miss much. He's also our bill collector.

Our bouncer is Miss Pixel, but you won't see her, either. She's a cat, and if you need bouncing, you REALLY won't see her coming, so behave.

Behaviour is expected. Be polite, and custom says be kind, but beyond that, we're pretty much open.

We tend to discourage politics, but you can bring it up – as long as you're not a shithead about it.

I'm James, but everyone calls me Bear on account of me being a Canadian Polar Bear. RumpleForeskin himself, our founder, asked me to help out, which is why I'm here. He can be VERY persuasive.

And finally – the first drink is on the house. What can I get you?

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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It's too hot to walk outside this time of year. But I did swim in the pool in the morning yesterday and the Gulf in the afternoon. It was pretty calm which was nice.

My quads are still feeling the workout from Wed with a different trainer. Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I can still feel it this many days later. 🤷‍♀️

In the “you get what you pay for” category, the used refrigerator that I bought in January for my garage is no longer cooling properly. It had a one-month warranty, which has long since passed. Gonna suck it up and buy a new one that is “garage ready” and on sale at Costco. They will haul the old one away.

Just some tea this morning for me. But put everyone’s drinks on my tab today Bear. My son got a job! It's hybrid remote so he will be able to continue working on his health issues. Amen!

Excellent news, Kat!

About the son, I mean, not the fridge.

BTW, coffee's on, tea is brewed, Coke Zero in the cooler, and pastries are ready.

Come and get it!

BTW, I'm hoping to slide my comp story in this morning – just Bearly under the wire!

Keep your eyes open for it!

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!