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Quote by KimmiBeGood

I’m up early to get a walk in before another hot-as-fuck day begins. From Kentucky to Canada to England to France. Hmmm, maybe non-believers will see there’s something to this global warming thing. 😊

I’m thinking maybe a story with ice cubes is in order.

Today’s heat advisory says 109. There is no breeze. The fronds on the palm tree outside my window are not moving at all. Swimming at 9 instead of 10 today to beat the heat. No outdoor meal this weekend. We have reservations at an Italian restaurant we haven’t been to instead.

I like ice, Kimmi. Here, let me help you with that. 😉

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Quote by KimmiBeGood

My cat is in the doghouse! I was in urgent care two nights ago with swollen lymph nodes and pain just inside my ear. Dr thought it was a lingering infection from pneumonia and gave me an antibiotic that didn’t work.

Pain has been indescribable!!

I saw my regular Dr today and she said she saw what looked like a scratch around the swollen insides of my ear. My left neck, face, jaw is swollen, too. I remembered Butters tried to hurdle my head and scratched my ear 3 nights.

Dr said, “That’s it! It caused this massive infection and cat scratch bacteria won’t respond to the antibiotic ER put you on.”

Sigh.

Started new antibiotic and steroids today, and pain is livable now. And went to acupuncturist and he stuck a needle right behind my ear. Ouch! But it all felt better by the time I left.

Hoping my day goes up from here. 🙄

Not good, Kimmi! You just lie down here on the floor, and we'll cover you in ice. That'll both keep the swelling down, and help keep you cool – although in your case it might not help much!

Quote by AmuseBouche

Mon Dieu, I am melting. Just give me ice in a big glass... and anything alcoholic, Framboise, maybe with a splash of Cointreau, a dash of lime, and a straw. It was 102F/39C today in Paris. I have lived here all my life, and I have never known of a summer like this one. It bounces off everything. It can shine up your skirt where there's already enough heat. There is no wind. I cannot paint, and if you think AC units are in demand, the price of heat-tolerant oil paint has rocketed. In Paris, even art is wilting. So, I am writing a lot to use the time, and sex is relegated to the coldest showers only.

Mood...

One sidecar coming up!

Meanwhile, we have Folgers in Bertha, Yorkshire Gold and Assam teas in pots on the sideboard, and Bear off to the market!

Take care out there, y'all. And if you do eat State Fair food – you are NOT allowed to throw up in here!

We only allow people to throw up here if they've eat OUR food, see?

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Quote by techgoddess

Today’s heat advisory says 109. There is no breeze. The fronds on the palm tree outside my window are not moving at all. Swimming at 9 instead of 10 today to beat the heat. No outdoor meal this weekend. We have reservations at an Italian restaurant we haven’t been to instead.

I like ice, Kimmi. Here, let me help you with that. 😉

109!!! Damn!

I scribbled a micro about ice. I’ll be in Storeroom 4 teaching the boys how to play the game in my story. biggrin Come join us, Kat! smile

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