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I've managed a few short things but they're so short they probably wouldn't even fit in micro...but at least I'm not as paralyzed now, so there's that.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

It's the weekend, folks. Let's get our heads and bodies moving. From 2022, here's Nightwish at the Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam. This is the first release from a massive collection of material they are releasing in December to mark the band's 30th anniversary. And only a month later, we get a new solo album from lead singer Floor Jansen (who is absolutely awesome in this video). What a winter this is going to be.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

From earlier in the same tour (2022-23), two songs from an appearance at the Pinkpop Festival 2022 in The Netherlands. The first song is actually the song that, in a performance from 2013, introduced me to Floor Jansen.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

I may have used a few Coke Zero’s but hide the cans in the dumpster outside. They to go perfect with some Kentucky Bourbon that Kimmi dropped off awhile back. It’s been aging under the counter and is Zero Carbs for a guy watching the pre-diabetic type 2 numbers. Sweet corn this summer has been a personal problem.

Bear & Lady Jay Congrats on making another trip around the sun.

Take Care and Stay Safe and Healthy this weekend!

And good Sunny-Day to everybody!

…except it ain't around here. Overcast and gloomy, but with a comfortable 17C temperature and low humidity.

Unfortunately, our son was planning on throwing a birthday party for our DiL in their back yard, but the forecast is rain.

We've offered our larger house, with more sheltered spaces indoors and out, so we may have a houseful of guests today. Not sure.

Progress on the book is slow. I've finished a rough draft, and am now doing the part I LOVE THE MOST! (not)

Fact-checking. Yuck.

Anyway … it's progressing.

Now, caffeination for the nation:

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up, and sp… well, she's done her best given what she has to work with.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to serve up.

Today we're using Loon Call Breakfast Blend coffee beans from Muskoka Coffee Roasters, for all you loonies!

I've put out some frosted crullers.

Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Definitely a wet one down here today. Yesterday was nice, at least. Took my laptop out on the deck for some writing and other stuff.

Darjeeling and a cruller.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

Well, good luck with the fact-checking, Bear. Just thinking, if any of it is set on Lake Ontario or in the Gulf of Mexico, you're going to have to go over all that text and edit it to get the names right! 🤣😈 Or perhaps not! 😎

Cup of Yorkshire tea, please, thank you, and one of those pastries - any one will do, as it's been a while since I have eaten something like that! 😀 The weather here is warm but changeable, with a strong breeze. Yesterday, we were at a wedding which was going to be held outside, but it rained, the first real rain we had for months. Still, it didn't spoil it.

I have just submitted Chapter 5 of my "Cash in Hand" series. It is the longest story that I have submitted for some while, at 5.5k words. I didn't bother to cut it in half, as it a important chapter and lets some of the story secrets out. I just hope people will read it at that length!

That's all for me, off on holiday this Friday! David. 😎

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ust thinking, if any of it is set on Lake Ontario or in the Gulf of Mexico, you're going to have to go over all that text and edit it to get the names right!

F*ck Trump. It's been named "Ontario" (or the indigenous root word, at least) since before Europeans arrived in my area so it's staying that way for the rest of us. He can delude himself and gaslight his nation however he likes. I have come to the realization that I will retire before he goes out (Unless someone grows balls and invokes the amendment that lets them remove an incapacitated president, because I really honestly think the guy has dementia. Kind of feel sorry for him that way. He needs an intervention, not the ass-kissing he seems to get.)

Housecleaning is done. Thinking about which story to keep on with. I really need to figure out stories that can be done in a reasonable length and time. I have two on the go that are headed for novelette or novella territory lengthwise (both not likely for here, though) and even the erotic romance I am hammering away at now might broach the site's 10K limit depending on where I end it.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

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Happy Anniversary Lady Jay & Bear

Have a wonderful day together

You my friend is a very lucky man

Happiest days ahead

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Don't I know it! Thanks, Lion!

And it's Moan-Day, so get it out of your systems!

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Yorkshire and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, lotta other fine teas in the box.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and is perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers coffee, because.

I've put out donuts. Today they're pretty pink ones!

Plus I've got some croissants with various kinds of jam and fresh, unsalted butter.

Coke Zero for Kat, 'course.

Take care out there, 'K?

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Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Grabbing the Coke Zero, but skipping the goodies today. My scale said I shouldn't have had that Mickey pretzel at Hollywood Studios yesterday. WAY too much salt. But YUM!

I'mma be modding in the corner. 😎

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - My latest story is college sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

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WAY too much salt. But YUM!

That sums up pretzels in general, doesn't it? I haven't had one in eons.

Good morning. After basically 24 hours of rain, we have sun right now. Still a chance of more showers, though.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

Good afternoon, Rumpies wave

Swamped at work this month, installing new software release. Ick.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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That sums up pretzels in general, doesn't it? I haven't had one in eons.

Good morning. After basically 24 hours of rain, we have sun right now. Still a chance of more showers, though.

Yes, it does. After not having one for quite a while, I guess it just seemed saltier than I remembered.

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - My latest story is college sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

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Good afternoon, Rumpies wave

Swamped at work this month, installing new software release. Ick.

Hugs... I'll check in on the boy toys since you're kinda busy at work. 😉😘

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - My latest story is college sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.