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Well I made it to the heat, Bear, although no one mentioned the strong winds. Just trying out the sun beds, so an ice cold glass of lemonade please, Bear😎

Hi, David wave

Last day of sweltering heat for a while.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Our trip has had some oddities: delayed flight, then it took us a full hour longer than typical to fly from Tampa to Detroit due to weather, our Airbnb has had no power so we had to find a hotel, and today my hubby and DIL had to arrange for and hookup a generator for the school she works at so the food in the freezers and fridges wouldn’t be lost. Fortunately son’s house had power and our grandson, LW, had birthday pool party as planned while we took the Littles over to some friends house to keep them out of the way.

Tomorrow is CJ’s birthday and we will all head to the cider mill and petting farm. The humidity broke this afternoon and it was quite pleasant. Hopefully tomorrow will be just as nice.

Fingers crossed we can actually head to the Airbnb tomorrow. Fortunately the host will reimburse us for any nights we have to stay in the hotel.

Hope all y’all are having a good weekend. 😎

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Kat, So glad that you guys are making the best of the situation. Is your DIL going to start calling Kevin , “Sparky” after setting up the backup generators? hahaha

Well I’ll have a cup of Bertha’s best coffee as we enjoy the sounds of thunder and rain here this morning.

Kimmi's challenges are always a blast. Looking forward to it.

For today, though, I am putting a longstanding story idea to bed. Maybe. It's into editing, at least, though my idiot brain keeps wanting to add stuff. It's already past 5K so I'd rather not go too much longer.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

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The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

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Oh boy! A Kimmi Kontest!

Lemme see … ray guns, spurting into … space …

Aliens probing anal cavities…

Robots fucking forever…

Captain James T. Quirk, thrusting into inter-Stella's space in the Starship Intercourse

Hmmm… the possibilites, Oh the possibilities!

And possibly some caffeine along with them!

Take care out there, 'K?

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Morning, Bear wave

Somehow I knew Rumpies would be into SciFi smut biggrin

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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My first attempt was too ambitious. Might spin it into a regular Lush story sometime. Looking for another option. Or figuring out how I can squeeze something of the essence into a "hint".

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry

And it's the year's biggest Moan-Day, even thought it's a Tuesday!

It's … BACK TO SCHOOL DAY!

Let the boo-hooing begin!

At least it is here in the Great White North, where counter-tariffs are the present Canuckistan is sending to the Un-nited states and it's Orange Slime Monster.

Let's have somethis appropriate, shall we?

Lumberjack coffee blend

S'Mores breakfast donuts.

And mocha cuppycakes.

Plus plenty of Coke Zero for a northern visiting Kat!

Take care, y'all!

And let there be no wailing at the Bear!

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Morning Bear, I’ll try a cup of your Lumberjack Coffee to start off my morning. We will be headed your way in 11 days. Our cruise will visit your Eastern ports of call in Saint John, Halifax and Sydney. There is a lot of history to enjoy at those locations. Thanks for the coffee!

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Morning Bear, I’ll try a cup of your Lumberjack Coffee to start off my morning. We will be headed your way in 11 days. Our cruise will visit your Eastern ports of call in Saint John, Halifax and Sydney. There is a lot of history to enjoy at those locations. Thanks for the coffee!

If your timing is right, you may well be treated to a marvellous view of the fall colours! It's early, but possible.

Halifax and St. John are great ports to visit, but try to get away from the harbours. In Halifax, you might consider the Citadel or the Public Garden. In St. John, consider the Market.

Sydney is much smaller, and utterly charming! We have rarely felt as welcome as we did when we landed there on a Disney cruise!

Enjoy!

Meanwhile, I've entered Kimmi's Kontest…find it here:

Trouble with Quimbles

SciFi Writing Challenge for 500 Lush Coins!

I stole this idea from Harlan Ellison, who stole it from Robert Heinlein. I doubt Heinlein would have considered writing this kind of trash, but I'm POSITIVE Ellison would have! ---------------------------------- Trouble with Quimbles . Striding manfully to the Command Chair, I caught a familiar scent – QUIM! Swarms of intra-Stella Quimbles suddenly invaded through every crack and fanny of the bridge – and were irresistibly attracted to ME, ignoring all the lesser beings, making a C-line for The Captain. I found myself trapped in the Chair, buried alive in Quim! Facing the Final Frontier, I stuck out my tongue, and thought: What a way to boldly go!

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

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Morning Bear, I’ll try a cup of your Lumberjack Coffee to start off my morning. We will be headed your way in 11 days. Our cruise will visit your Eastern ports of call in Saint John, Halifax and Sydney. There is a lot of history to enjoy at those locations. Thanks for the coffee!

My sister and her hubby went in a similar cruise and loved it, Dave! I think they went in October and loved fall colors. Enjoy!

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Hiya, Rumpies wave

Life sucks big hairy balls right now, so I’ll just drop a goody and retreat back into my fortress of solitude. bolt

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Well, I see that the bar is cluttered with glasses and coffee mugs, the floor is littered with shells and junk – so it must be morning!

Jay and I went to Stratford yesterday to see The Tempest, Shakespeare's last play written entirely by him. It's a bit of a dog's breakfast, TBH. Some remarkable scenes, memorable lines, and astonishing staging and costumes at the Festival – but …

It starts out as a tragedy, transitions to young people from opposing tribes falling in love, then moves to slapstick comedy, ends with terrible revenege – withheld, then forgiveness, sweetness and light, all around.

Final soliliquey – curtain.

It's almost as if the Bard couldn't make up his mind what he wanted to do – so did everything, kind of a hodge-podge of his earlier plays. We'd never seen it, so decided we should at least try.

The staging and production values were excellent – as always. The actors, likewise amazing.

The play's the thing wherein they confused the audience.

But that's Shakespeare. He wrote for a very different audience.

Coffee or tea, anyone?

Foglers coffee, Irish Breakfast and Assam teas on the sideboard.

Donuts on the counter, with croissants and unsalted fresh Canadian butter!

Take care out there, 'K?

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Mornin’, Rumpies wave

Don’t hate on me but… I’ve never loved Shakespeare. 😳 I think he’s overrated…

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Mornin’, Rumpies wave

Don’t hate on me but… I’ve never loved Shakespeare. 😳 I think he’s overrated…

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Forced to study Macbeth and Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in school, I was nearly put off reading literature for life. Luckily, as an older teenager, I discovered H.G. Wells and, most importantly, J.R.R. Tolkien, and my imagination was released. 😊😈

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Forced to study Macbeth and Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in school, I was nearly put off reading literature for life. Luckily, as an older teenager, I discovered H.G. Wells and, most importantly, J.R.R. Tolkien, and my imagination was released. 😊😈

I can understand that! Ahhh, Tolkien, especially. ❤️

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I actually was already into Wells and Tolkien (and SFF in general) by the time I encountered Shakespeare. Oddly, I am a fan of old Will and quite enjoyed my visit to his place when I toured the UK. MacBeth and Much Ado About Nothing are my favorites. Henry V is good, too.

Good afternoon (or evening for some, I guess). Nice day here.

Learning to draw the human body becomes a lesson of another kind.

Summer Sketches

The woman by the pool shared her art ... and so much more.

Lucy's Body of Art - Wherefore Art Thou comp entry