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Ladies, Gentlemen, and all the rest of you lot…

Not feeling like caffeine much today.

I have news, it's not certain, but I can't believe it's good.

I called Lion's phone … and got:

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service."

Not what I was hoping for.

That's not definite, and there might be other reasons, but …

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

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Ladies, Gentlemen, and all the rest of you lot…

Not feeling like caffeine much today.

I have news, but it's not certain.

I called Lion's phone … and got:

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service."

Not what I was hoping for.

That's not definite, and there might be other reasons, but …

Praying that whatever the reason, he’s at peace.

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

😢 Oh, no. He’d said a friend would contact one of us.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

❤️

Crossing fingers and sending vibes.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

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I’m hoping that it just a mistake and not the worst. 🙏🙏🙏

I'm just going to set out some glasses and leave a bottle of Jameson's on the bar.

Anyone who feels the need – take a shot.

It's on Ping's tab.

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I'm just going to set out some glasses and leave a bottle of Jameson's on the bar.

Anyone who feels the need – take a shot.

It's on Ping's tab.

I don't even drink Jameson's but Imma gonna have a shot.

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

I’ve never tried Jameson’s Irish Whiskey 🥃 before. Thank You Bear & Ping. I’m hopeful it not what I think it’s for.

We all love you, Fuzzy Lion! ❤️ You enriched our lives!

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Good morning. No news, I guess given the lack of activity. I put on coffee and tea for anyone else sitting vigil here. Here's a couple quieter tunes from favourite singers of mine.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

Morning, Rumpies wave

Have a great day! ❤️

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

❤️

Just another day at the office for me. Yawn. I am having my Thursday blahs. I seem to have fatigue every Thursday, sometimes even a headache.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

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Just another day at the office for me. Yawn. I am having my Thursday blahs. I seem to have fatigue every Thursday, sometimes even a headache.

I remember those days, Ape... but now, older and retired, I sit here in Crete overlooking the Mediterranean Sea, sipping a Gin and tonic, thinking of Lion, while editing my latest story. I am sure those days will happen for you too. 😎

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I remember those days, Ape... but now, older and retired, I sit here in Crete overlooking the Mediterranean Sea, sipping a Gin and tonic, thinking of Lion, while editing my latest story. I am sure those days will happen for you too. 😎

Probably not Crete (tempting as that is) but yeah, might get there eventually. The problem with me on Crete would be the constant temptation to go touring to the Minoan palaces and other historical landmarks there. Not to mention excursions to see other islands. I adored Santorini when I was there on my Aegean cruise.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

OK, time goes on, and so does life, I guess.

(wipes the bar, which seems to be covered in empty Jameson glasses and tears)

We'll have Folgers coffee this morning, Jameson's on the side.

Teas are Yorkshire and Assam.

Miscellaneous pastries – help yourselves.

Kat, Coke Zero newly stocked in the cooler.

David, I've got Tanqueray gin in the fridge if you wanna, with Schwepps tonic – or Pimm's if you're feeling colonial and all.

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Coincidentally, Bear, Tanqueray gin was what I was drinking yesterday evening with grapefruit tonic, while on our balcony, and yes I may have had one too many. 🙄😎 I have another please Bear, thank you. 😎

I wish we knew for sure Lion’s status. On heavy pain meds, maybe he just can’t log on or use his phone. 😢 I hate not knowing. He said a friend of his was going to contact one of us when he passed.

He was too young… 😢

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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I wish we knew for sure Lion’s status. On heavy pain meds, maybe he just can’t log on or use his phone. 😢 I hate not knowing. He said a friend of his was going to contact one of us when he passed.

He was too young… 😢

I keep checking for obituaries and none so far. But I bet he’s reached the point where logging on is more than he can handle. My heart hurts. He’s been such a dear friend.

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

Bob Jones And The Incorrigible Co-Ed ~ Part One - College sex mixed with light humor. 😉

Let It Burn - My latest micro about love and lust from the male perspective.

Music was a big part of the Lion's presence here. Sending this one out to him. Hope we hear something soon.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

Good weekend morning!! I've put a load of dark roast in Bertha and there's pots of Yorkshire Gold and Irish Breakfast tea.

Kind of gray and meh here for the weekend. I mowed the lawn after work yesterday since this weekend doesn't look promising for outdoor work.

Kalandra is a new discovery of mine, a Nordic band (Swedes and Norwegians mostly) based in Oslo, Norway but who first met attending art school in Liverpool, UK. Their sound is maybe best described as prog folk rock. They have a new album coming soon and the latest release is a special one for them. The writer is a woman from the Isle of Man who is a friend (from university) and former member of the band.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

Afternoon, Rumpies wave

Ooo that’s very affecting music, Mr Ape. Kinda inspiring me to write something dark.

Difficult week with Dad. Had to switch out his bed in facility to a hospital bed and his walker’s now a wheelchair. No words for what it’s like to see him in this condition. It’s Mom all over again.

Sending love to you all. Life can be fucking hard, but it’s worth the journey, right? ❤️

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Difficult week with Dad. Had to switch out his bed in facility to a hospital bed and his walker’s now a wheelchair. No words for what it’s like to see him in this condition.

Vibes. We went through similar with my Dad (12 years ago this Fall). He didn't last long in facility though. Went in around Canadian Thanksgiving (early October) and passed on Remembrance Day that same year. But boy did he go downhill fast.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

Thank you, Lina and Mr Ape ❤️

I can’t believe his decline in just the last week. So sad. Hard to watch.

“A writer is a world trapped in a person” — Victor Hugo

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Definite hugs to Kimmi – and your drinks are on Lion's tab today. I know he would agree.

It's Sunday, and in two days it will officially be Autumn in the Northern Hemisphere.

So yesterday, Lady Jay and I had our pool closed for the off-season.

It's always a sad event, especially this year as everyone really enjoyed it this summer.

When we first bought the house, we bought it despite the pool.

I knew pools were expensive and took a lot of work, and I was against it.

But after the first summer, my granddaughters overruled me, and since then, we have all come to enjoy it more each year.

So… anyway, it's closed.

Coffee is Kirkland's finest.

Teas are Lapsang Souchow and Yorkshire Gold.

And pick your own pastries from the bar.

The Beatles … I'll Follow the Sun

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