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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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And Happy Thanksgiving!

As I've said elsewhere, Canadian Thanksgiving actually happened before American Thanksgiving, and not just by a month and a bit, but by some 42 years.

Sir Martin Frobisher first celebrated a European thanksgiving with communion and a feast on Baffin Island in what is now Nunavut in 1578 – 42 years before the Pilrgrims landed in Plymouth.

He also declared the second Monday of October as Thanksgiving Day in Canada because he knew it would be too cold to play Canadian-rules football in late November.

Then celebrated with a double-double from Timmies.

So we're going to offer double-doubles all 'round with distinctly mediocre (and no longer fully Canadian) coffee, along with some gobble-gobble goodies, and some pumpkin pie … with RUM whipped cream!

We Canajuns will enjoy this while you 'Mercans go off to work!

Enjoy!

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Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

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Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

that's right. all this ain't for free. better hit an ATM, baby.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

No ATMS in this here bar. No electronics 'cept the Würlitzer!

This is an electronics free zone. After all, I want people to socialize … over a friendly drink or six!

And it's Moan-Day … for Canadians, 'cause yesterday was a holiday.

Tuesday for everyone else.

Coffee is Lumberjack so you can jack off through the day!

Teas are English Breakfast and Yorkshire.

We've got brownies this morning.

And Bloody Caesars.

Don't like the things myself, but … when the mood takes you. Or the mod…

Take care out there, 'K?

Anyone seen Kat lately?

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An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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