RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

And Happy Thanksgiving!

As I've said elsewhere, Canadian Thanksgiving actually happened before American Thanksgiving, and not just by a month and a bit, but by some 42 years.

Sir Martin Frobisher first celebrated a European thanksgiving with communion and a feast on Baffin Island in what is now Nunavut in 1578 – 42 years before the Pilrgrims landed in Plymouth.

He also declared the second Monday of October as Thanksgiving Day in Canada because he knew it would be too cold to play Canadian-rules football in late November.

Then celebrated with a double-double from Timmies.

So we're going to offer double-doubles all 'round with distinctly mediocre (and no longer fully Canadian) coffee, along with some gobble-gobble goodies, and some pumpkin pie … with RUM whipped cream!

We Canajuns will enjoy this while you 'Mercans go off to work!

Enjoy!

Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

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Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

that's right. all this ain't for free. better hit an ATM, baby.

No ATMs in this here bar. No electronics 'cept the Würlitzer!

This is an electronics free zone. After all, I want people to socialize … over a friendly drink or six!

And it's Moan-Day … for Canadians, 'cause yesterday was a holiday.

Tuesday for everyone else.

Coffee is Lumberjack so you can jack off through the day!

Teas are English Breakfast and Yorkshire.

We've got brownies this morning.

And Bloody Caesars.

Don't like the things myself, but … when the mood takes you. Or the mods…

Take care out there, 'K?

Anyone seen Kat lately?

Hi Rumpies, I have just stopped by, Bear... A mug of Yorkshire tea, thanks. 😊

I've not seen, Kat, but I am sure she'll drop by soon.

Morning, Rumpies

OK, there's a new comp about Simulation and AIs …

https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/simulation

I wonder if they'll allow AI's to enter… 😜

Anyone else been having weird dreams this week or is that just me?

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OK, there's a new comp about Simulation and AIs …

https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/simulation

I wonder if they'll allow AI's to enter… 😜

Please hold as I get my slapping hand warmed up

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Anyone else been having weird dreams this week or is that just me?

My dreams are always strange

Not mine. But I think something must be in the air.

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OK, there's a new comp about Simulation and AIs …

https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/simulation

I wonder if they'll allow AI's to enter… 😜

If I were the grumpy protest type (which I'm not), I'd pull out my Luddite placard and have a march with a moan. It's bad enough having to negotiate the minefield of nerdity that is the modern world, without having to weave some sexy time into a story about it. In the interest of a level playing field, I hope a fun comp will follow based on a time when technology meant turning 'floppy' into a good thing.😇

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Please hold as I get my slapping hand warmed up

If I were Kimmi, I'd say, "OH! Yes please!"

However… I'd duck but I'm a Bear, so I guess I'll just have to grin and Bear it.

Or, under the circumstances, Bare it!

Coffee this morning – it's Hump-Day – is Kirkland French – so we can French our way into the day.

Donuts, of course.

And a couple of Kimmi's favourite buns!

Take care out there, 'K?