omg wow some of those were funny tho
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
whahahahaha the priest and the potato...sheesh
“We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy. We turned on the light and it was bent,” recounted his 32-year-old wife Emma.
I wonder if he had to wear a splint.
The couple run over by the train had to be the worst, but getting a broken boner couldn't be much fun either. There is probably an age at which you should start being careful with the Kama Sutra too. A couple in their fifties aren't as flexible as they once were, but their hearts were in the right place.