I liked the way they put this one:
4. The Average Erection Measures 8 Inches
FALSE: Relax, Shorty. It's closer to 6.
7. Green M&Ms Make You Horny
FALSE: Unless they do. Then it's true. Isn't the mind wonderful?
[bRed ones make you HOT]
Though a hot tub can overheat your testicles and kill sperm, there should be plenty left for the egg hunt.
Now that's funny.
Bat