Okay so like do you ever go though the day and then remember the one little dumb thing you didn't do that kinda turns out to be funny? Or maybe you have the same little thing you do ALL THE TIME, if so then come tell us.
Like tonight I wanted pizza, but didn't want to order so I went to KFC, but then I got home and saw a bunch of Papa John coupons and I am like...shit....I wanted pizza
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Stupid Little Things?
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For some reason I often shave one leg twice in the shower and not the other one. This happens more frequently than I care to admit. I'm hoping it's just absent mindedness and not a sign of my advancing age. Although I have been doing it for awhile. I have a few other stupid small things I do as well. Loading dirty dishes into a dishwasher full of clean ones is a favorite. At least then I don't have to unload it. I just run it again, lol. Did I mention I'm lazy too?
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For some reason I often shave one leg twice in the shower and not the other one. This happens more frequently than I care to admit. I'm hoping it's just absent mindedness and not a sign of my advancing age. Although I have been doing it for awhile. I have a few other stupid small things I do as well. Loading dirty dishes into a dishwasher full of clean ones is a favorite. At least then I don't have to unload it. I just run it again, lol. Did I mention I'm lazy too?
I KNEW IT!!!
I posted this on another thread this morning. It was you...
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TPBM has shaved only half her body - one leg, 1/2 pubic, one underarm, and maybe even one eyebrow & half her head, because she felt it would double her potential mate opportunities
OR
she was trying to break up with someone
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I KNEW IT!!!
I posted this on another thread this morning. It was you...
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TPBM has shaved only half her body - one leg, 1/2 pubic, one underarm, and maybe even one eyebrow & half her head, because she felt it would double her potential mate opportunities
OR
she was trying to break up with someone
How'd you find out?
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Not something I do but something that happens to me a lot
I go to taco bell and just order a mountain dew and they ask if I want sauce...and I am like ...Ummmm I just ordered a drink
I go to taco bell and just order a mountain dew and they ask if I want sauce...and I am like ...Ummmm I just ordered a drink
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Not something I do but something that happens to me a lot
I go to taco bell and just order a mountain dew and they ask if I want sauce...and I am like ...Ummmm I just ordered a drink
I have gone into a Taco Bell, maybe once in my life, but this seems like something that would happen in one
Rainbow Warrior
The stupid little things I do don't gain much traction compared to the truly monumentally stupid things I do, that everybody takes great pleasure in reminding me of over and over...
My latest blunder was bouncing a check for over five thousand dollars because I neglected to transfer funds from one account to the other. It gets better, but let's not go there. If I were blond, I might have an excuse.
My latest blunder was bouncing a check for over five thousand dollars because I neglected to transfer funds from one account to the other. It gets better, but let's not go there. If I were blond, I might have an excuse.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I mentioned this before in the gun thread, but...I used to keep my handgun in a safe. But then I lost the key. So if we ever had an intruder, my only choice would be to throw the safe at them.
Part two of the story is that I finally had a locksmith open the safe, but I didn't want the unlocked safe in the house, so I locked it in the shed in the back (the bullets are stored separately, in my bedroom). So now, if we have a burglar, I have to go in the back yard, open the shed, get the gun, come back inside, get the bullets from my bedroom, and THEN confront him.
Now THAT is what I call effective gun control. It's just too much work to bother with.
Part two of the story is that I finally had a locksmith open the safe, but I didn't want the unlocked safe in the house, so I locked it in the shed in the back (the bullets are stored separately, in my bedroom). So now, if we have a burglar, I have to go in the back yard, open the shed, get the gun, come back inside, get the bullets from my bedroom, and THEN confront him.
Now THAT is what I call effective gun control. It's just too much work to bother with.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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I once turned up at the doctors for an appointment on the wrong day.
I do that like monthly.
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I mentioned this before in the gun thread, but...I used to keep my handgun in a safe. But then I lost the key. So if we ever had an intruder, my only choice would be to throw the safe at them.
Part two of the story is that I finally had a locksmith open the safe, but I didn't want the unlocked safe in the house, so I locked it in the shed in the back (the bullets are stored separately, in my bedroom). So now, if we have a burglar, I have to go in the back yard, open the shed, get the gun, come back inside, get the bullets from my bedroom, and THEN confront him.
Now THAT is what I call effective gun control. It's just too much work to bother with.
Hahaha. Two words: Biometric safe.
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Sometimes I feed my dogs twice for their evening meal. They act like I haven't fed them and they tell me I haven't so I give them an extra meal. Dogs are sneaky.
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I always, without fail, try to put the short end of the fitted sheet on the long side. I don't know why but I can never pick the right corner until I'm trying to put the second corner on and it's too short. Every damn time.
I DO THAT TOO!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Sadly, I could fill entire pages here with the stupid little things I do.
I will mention only one more (today): whenever I put a flash drive into the USB port I always end up trying at least 3 times. First time, won't fit, flip it over and it still doesn't fit, flip it again and you realize you were right the first time.
I will mention only one more (today): whenever I put a flash drive into the USB port I always end up trying at least 3 times. First time, won't fit, flip it over and it still doesn't fit, flip it again and you realize you were right the first time.
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Sadly, I could fill entire pages here with the stupid little things I do.
I will mention only one more (today): whenever I put a flash drive into the USB port I always end up trying at least 3 times. First time, won't fit, flip it over and it still doesn't fit, flip it again and you realize you were right the first time.
I always do that too.
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have looked for my car keys all over the house,they were in my hands
looked for my sun glasses, while they were on my head lol
looked for my sun glasses, while they were on my head lol
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I once turned up at the doctors for an appointment on the wrong day.
Sadly, I have a similar one. Went to a continuing ed course at the local university's training centre only to realize it wasn't for another two weeks. The real mistake had actually been made earlier, when they changed the course on me (cancelled a course, forcing me to transfer to another) and I didn't update my calendar, but it was still my screw-up.
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have looked for my car keys all over the house,they were in my hands
looked for my sun glasses, while they were on my head lol
Oh God, please don't remind me of how many times I have pulled this one. Or the opposite: Left home thinking I had my sunglasses, smartphone, whatever, only to reach my destination and find them absent.
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For about 2-3 years after I move locations, several times a year and after a long day, I will drive all the way to the old house and realize I went to the wrong place. The last time, I moved over an hour away so that sucked.
Twenty-three years ago I was a supervisor in a factory. Every day I would drive to work.
On my days off, if I drove into town to get the shopping, the route would be the same for the most part until about a quarter of a mile before the factory where I would turn off for the town centre, another half a mile away.
The number of times I would forget and continue to the factory...
On my days off, if I drove into town to get the shopping, the route would be the same for the most part until about a quarter of a mile before the factory where I would turn off for the town centre, another half a mile away.
The number of times I would forget and continue to the factory...