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31 Jul 2010

Naked woman falls through roof

A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof. Eyewitnesses reported the pair “rolling about” in the nude on top of a four-storey building in Aberdeen city centre before she fell through the slates.

Two shocked joiners, who were working in the building, raised the alarm after they saw the couple attempting to break into an adjoining premises.

One of the workmen, who didn't want to be named, said: “We couldn't believe our eyes. We were both working to secure one of the empty premises when we see these two folk naked at the window.

“I don't know how they accessed that part of the building, but they were rolling about the roof naked. They had mud all over them.

“Then I saw the lassie falling through the roof. It's full of asbestos."

A Grampian Police spokesman confirmed the woman “appeared to be okay”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7919219/Naked-woman-falls-through-roof.html