Constant Gardener
I know what I'd do. I might be fucking her later, too. Or not.
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The cute guy/gal @ the bar is trying to light a cig and their lighter won't work.
How do you handle this situation?
Say: "Must be an omen, those things will kill'ya"
Produce, then flick...your own bic. Light smoke.
Ask bartender for matches and produce flame.
Mention you have something tastier to inhale.
Say: "Something tells me we should dance, instead"
Produce flame, announcing: "Bond...James Bond."
Produce flame, announcing: "Bond...Jane Bond."
Grab smoke, twist, crunch...then full-on liplock.
Crinkle nose, curse under breath, slink away.
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Grab smoke, twist, crunch...then full-on liplock.
I like that one, but I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't appreciate me locking lips with some random man. If it was a woman though, he'd be all for it.
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There was a time when I would have lit it for her, but anymore... I don't like the smell of smoke unless it's apple wood coming from my smoker.
Algol
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Smoking is a deal breaker for me. It's a nasty habit!
Also, public smoking isn't allowed around here anyway
, so it wouldn't even come up much anyway.
Also, public smoking isn't allowed around here anyway
, so it wouldn't even come up much anyway. I once went through a phase when I would carry a ligher with me out to the bar, since women always seemed to ask me if "I had a light". It worked well as a conversation starter. Unfortunately smoking has been banned in bars here for the last few years.
At least my clothes don't smell like smoke anymore when I come home. Plus, smoking is gross.
At least my clothes don't smell like smoke anymore when I come home. Plus, smoking is gross.