No longer should we worry about fossil fuels running out, or investing billions in solar and wind turbine technology.
Because now, Lush can fuel the world, with...
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
THE WANKBAND!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/27/wankband-is-first-gadget-that-harnesses-the-energy-of-masturbation-5081633/
Sorry, I can't embed the video using my phone.
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Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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