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The Good old days

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Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.



Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.



Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.



Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action law suit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.



Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1959 - Ants die.

2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI=2 0investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario 8:

Johnny is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.__________________
Sounds about right,
50 year Hmm, how about 30-40 years.

I remember when I was at one of my friends about 1/2 mile from my house; We got in a fight. His dad broke it up, told my friend "Get in the house, I will deal with you later." Proceeded to take his belt off and whooped my ass for a 1/2 mile. My dad gave him a cold drink and a ride back home. My dad came home and proceed to fire a switch on my ass. This was in the 70s.

Also, I can remember a few on the list BB that happened with me in the 70s. 2,3,4,7 & 8
I remember when life was so much simpler, maybe it is just the good bits we remember from our childhood. But it sure as heck seemed a lot less complicated and politcally correct than today. The innocence has been lost forever, I wonder what kids of today will think when they look back........
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Most of the first options even happend when I was at school, only about 10 years ago. I always used to get a smack across the back of the legs if I did anything bad.. times really have changed
We are evolving by our own choice into a species of neurotic, obese, coddled, lumps taking up air space! Those big eyed gray aliens they talk about are really US from the future! Long skinny fingers and big eyes because the keys on all the technology keeps getting smaller and smaller. Gray skin because we have killed the atmosphere of the planet and have to live in underground caves like mushrooms! At least we lost weight from lack of food! LOL

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We are evolving by our own choice into a species of neurotic, obese, coddled, lumps taking up air space! Those big eyed gray aliens they talk about are really US from the future! Long skinny fingers and big eyes because the keys on all the technology keeps getting smaller and smaller. Gray skin because we have killed the atmosphere of the planet and have to live in underground caves like mushrooms! At least we lost weight from lack of food! LOL



Think of the humans in the movie WALL-E.


Awwww i saw Wall-e for the first time the other day, so good!

Not the humans though, although I did like the Captain in front of his computer.... 'Define hoedown'.