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The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.
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Quote by clum
The boss is kind of British; she just lives in Australia, really.
Oh, bollocks; is that her coming to dish out the daily spankings? *runs*
N.B. There should be a comma after the "Oh".
It's not a necessary comma - omitting it doesn't introduce ambiguity; in fact, placing a comma in there is more likely put the emphasis on "oh" rather than "bollocks". CD was probably going along with her national anthem, which also omits the comma.
Oh bollcoks, I'm showing off again
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ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time
It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings
You're right Shy lass its quite liberating
It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings
You're right Shy lass its quite liberating
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Quote by Naughtygrl73
ok I've never used Bollocks before so I hope this is in the right context and I'll leave the more advanced 'Oh buggery Bollocks for another time
It's Friday again. Oh Bollocks, that means little athletics with my 4 very enthusiastic kids not to mention the 100 other
out of control darlings
You're right Shy lass its quite liberating
Perfect, you're a natural x
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Why not read some stories instead
NEW! Want a quick read for your coffee break? Why not try this... Flash Erotica: Scrubber
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'Oh buggery Bollocks!
Its school holidays
I think I'm getting the hang of this
Its school holidays
I think I'm getting the hang of this
Gingerbread Lover
BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!!
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Detention Seeker
Oh Bollocks can be a pain in the balls for a lot in the u.s as it's not that well used, So bollocks
This bollocking computer. I'm kicking it soon. It won't fucking reinstall windows, it won't do a damned thing I tell it. Why can't people keep their kids away from their computers? They just let them run riot and whack the damned things around and then call me to get it fixed. Yeah, sure, their stupidity is my gain, but for bollocking fucksake, keep yer fucking snotrags away from the laptop before they do any more damage! Stupid bollocking hard drive is deid, deid I fucking tell ya! That's gonna cost them. Maybe they'll not let their kids smack the laptop around next time, but I sincerely doubt that. Bloody crazy people, I just wanna kick them in the goolies and shout "BOLLOCKS" at them.
Clever Gem
Quote by elitfromnorth
Too much to drink... Oh bollocks...
Oh bollocks...I hear ya Elit x
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Quote by Shylass
BUGGERY BALLS, BOLLOCKS AND GONADS!!!
I love it when a previous post says exactly what I want to say.
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Classified
Oh bollocks, time to go home, not finished Lushing.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
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Classified
Oh bollocks, time to go home, not done all my work.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Classified
Oh bollocks, time to go home, need to do a CV.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Advanced Wordsmith
Oh bollocks! Just dropped my right earphone in my tea!
Sometimes I prefer to say 'Big, fat, hairy balls' rather than bollocks. I like to mix it up (:
Sometimes I prefer to say 'Big, fat, hairy balls' rather than bollocks. I like to mix it up (:
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Quote by sprite
i think i need to think of some thread names for good stuff... like when someone does something really nice or something goes right unexpectedly or... i'll put some thought into it
In South Wales would be "that's lush" lol
Classified
Oh bollocks, time to go home, need to do a CV.
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Classified
Quote by Frank
Oh bollocks, time to go home, need to do a CV.
Oh bollocks, censoring innocuous forum postings.
What the fuck!
Untill removed?
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Mazztastic
Oh bollocks! I just tipped my dinner over my laptop keyboard... Fuuuuuck!
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Quote by Highwayman
US debates,
That I would class, along with most political speeches as a fucking load of bollocks! The beauty of the word bollocks the more a person is disgusted the more they blow out their cheeks before expelling it on the letter b. It really does give emphasis and makes you feel so much better
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and to really confuse those from outside of UK, we can also describe something as the very best, the pinnacle by the phrase : "The Bollocks".
ie.
That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak
(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)
ie.
That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak
(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)
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