The "Oh Bollocks" Thread.

Quote by paul_moadib
and to really confuse those from outside of UK, we can also describe something as the very best, the pinnacle by the phrase : "The Bollocks".

ie.

That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak

(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)

Lush might be an unfortunate place to use the phrase, "the dog's bollocks". It's a bit confusing for animal lovers...

Quote by clum


The boss is kind of British; she just lives in Australia, really.

Oh, bollocks; is that her coming to dish out the daily spankings? *runs*

N.B. There should be a comma after the "Oh".

Quote by Shylass


Lush might be an unfortunate place to use the phrase, "the dog's bollocks". It's a bit confusing for animal lovers...

Quote by Red_Dragon




I knew it you English are crazy

There are a couple of people who don't seem to mind crazy, so I'm happy.