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"The Pub" I'm Guessing It's Like "Cheers"

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Alpha_Omega
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Where everyone knows your name. I'm Alpha Omega cheers to one and all Long time guest. Hoping to be long time member. The site looks inviting. I'm a shy old man. Never thought I would join a site likes this. Hope to feel welcome.
littlemissbitch
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well Welcome to Lush!!!!

its a great site and we all have fun and always play nice (wellll ok maybe not always) ;) but i hope you have a great time...and dont be shy!! smile
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Nikki703
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Welcome to Lush!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

You are correct, its just like Cheers. We have lots of Cliffs and Carlas and but enough Norms, LOL!! Just Kidding..................Maybe!!!

Come on in, grab a drink and join the party!!!
lafayettemister
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Welcome sir!!! We're happy to have you. Just one thing though, as the newcomer the first round is on you. Did you bring your wallet? lol

Have fun!!!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
naughtiestmommy
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Has anyone called dibs on Carla yet? I really want to be the short smart-ass chick who works there, albeit begrudgingly.

Hiya, Alpha.
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I'm a loner, Dottie. A Rebel...
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Guest
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Welcome to Lush AO. Pull up a chair and stay awhile. Since you're buying the first round, I'll have... something cold and wet and expensive. After that when I'm buying it's beer and pretzels.
Alpha_Omega
Advanced Wordsmith
Thank you all for the nice warm welcome. Hoping to talk to you all in the near future.

To littlemissb****: I am a gentleman so I will so you respect without referring you to such a derogatory name. If I was in an argument with a lady I would still have a civil tongue in my mouth. I like playing nice and slow

To Dudealicious: Thank you for the warm welcome. I'm guessing you are the 'wise ass' of the site. May have to get a battle of wits started with you sir to se who maybe the the smarter of the wise asses.

To Nikki703: I'll have my drink so I can come to you and ask your hand for a dance, I am shy you know. Would you like to have this dance. My Lady.

To lafayettemister: Would a case of 1967 Petrus Bordeaux Blend wine cover for my 'first round'? '67 was a good year

To naughtiestmommy: Well I won't have a battle of wits with you and if you want to be the "smart-ass Carla" I won't stop you, but I sure would give it a try to. I'm thinking a little wine and dine [-o< or maybe not, Carla was bad even without drinking. Any way I do have respect for you the most because you must be a mother. I also have respect for nurses. Mothers and nurses have the toughest jobs in the world.

To chefkathleen: I see moderator??? It is my real pleasure to meet you. I have meet 3 moderators so far in chat and I am very impressed they seem to be very 'professional' and are willing to help when a person like me needs help. I also noticed you have a US Marine Insignia are you or were you in the "Few The Proud"? I will alway have a "beer and pretzels" with a fellow US Marine.

Again thank you all for the warm welcome. Hope to see you around.
littlemissbitch
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Quote by Alpha_Omega

To littlemissb****: I am a gentleman so I will so you respect without referring you to such a derogatory name. If I was in an argument with a lady I would still have a civil tongue in my mouth. I like playing nice and slow


feel free to call me LMB or Heather smile
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He's sweet isn't he LMB?

Nope AO I could never be one, I live/married one so that's about all I can handle. Semper Fi. Glad you like our little corner of the world.
Alpha_Omega
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Quote by littlemissbitch
feel free to call me LMB or Heather smile


Nice to meet you LMB or Heather. I am Jack


Quote by chefkathleen
He's sweet isn't he LMB?

Nope AO I could never be one, I live/married one so that's about all I can handle. Semper Fi. Glad you like our little corner of the world.


I try to be sweet and respectful to all the lovely ladies
You whistling at me? Do you think I'm sexy?
Well ma'am it is my pleasure to meet a wife of a fellow devil dog and yes US devil dogs are hard to handle.ugsgjEUR8ofhF9BH Semper Fidelis.
Michael
Author
Welcome Alpha Omega,
I just saw your post pop up and thought I would drop in the Pup...

We are a fun group and if I were to offer any advice it would be>
Enjoy Lady Lush and realize her sense of humor requires a quick wit,
and take everything with a sense of humor.

Do not be afraid to share your opinion, questions or thoughts and don't be surprised if not every one agrees with ya'.
I keep coming back cuz all these crazy people make me always leave laughing.. well almost always.

I am still just,
Michael
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Quote by Alpha_Omega


I try to be sweet and respectful to all the lovely ladies
You whistling at me? Do you think I'm sexy?
Well ma'am it is my pleasure to meet a wife of a fellow devil dog and yes US devil dogs are hard to handle.LWtJ514AJOcaHXaV Semper Fidelis.


Not necessarily hard to handle, just a handful! By the way, your O looks like bewbies.
Alpha_Omega
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Quote by chefkathleen
Not necessarily hard to handle, just a handful! By the way, your O looks like bewbies.


at least bewbies are not naked bewbies
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Hello ... well I can relate to you last three sentences entirely. Lush is really good fun and you will have a great time .. like me however you may find yourself battling with an addiction quite quickly.

Anyway give it a go ... loads to gain and nothing whatsoever to lose !!

and cheers mines a cold pint of Fosters and at a stretch a bag of cheese and onion crisps (stuff the healthy diet .. I will have the apple another day).
perkynipples
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welcome to Lush may you find it fun and exciting. just remember everything in moderation.TqqedzAo6cu8LI9Z
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Alpha_Omega
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Quote by simplyjohn
Hello ... well I can relate to you last three sentences entirely. Lush is really good fun and you will have a great time .. like me however you may find yourself battling with an addiction quite quickly.

Anyway give it a go ... loads to gain and nothing whatsoever to lose !!

and cheers mines a cold pint of Fosters and at a stretch a bag of cheese and onion crisps (stuff the healthy diet .. I will have the apple another day).


The only "apple" I have in my diet??? Is my mother's apple pie and maybe this recipe or similar ...

allrecipes.com/recipe/apple-pie-in-a-jar-drink
Alpha_Omega
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Quote by Noraj69
welcome to Lush may you find it fun and exciting. just remember everything in moderation.YxzZ1KD19lzejHF1


Yes I agree in moderation ...
for a normal 24 hour weekday
8 hours of work ... where you get paid
2-2 1/2 hours of well balanced meals ... I do like my steak and potatoes and "see"food
6-8 hours of sleep ... I 'work' better with 6 hours
1 1/2-2 hours housework maybe ... just so the house don't look a wreck by the weekend
6 hours of entertainment ... the wife wouldn't mind this at all
naughtiestmommy
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Quote by Alpha_Omega


To naughtiestmommy: Well I won't have a battle of wits with you and if you want to be the "smart-ass Carla" I won't stop you, but I sure would give it a try to. I'm thinking a little wine and dine [-o< or maybe not, Carla was bad even without drinking. Any way I do have respect for you the most because you must be a mother. I also have respect for nurses. Mothers and nurses have the toughest jobs in the world.



Firstly, don't ever respect me...until I tell you to! ;) And I don't need liquor to be a smart ass, but it might help if you drink a little lol. I'm much funnier when you're drunk. ;)

Secondly, USMC? Ahhhh....I love you D.O.N. boys (I was USN; never forget where you came from, Jarhead! hahaha Just kidding. I know how you boys are about falling under D.O.N. It's so unfair, isn't it?)
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