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The Rage Cage

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Beguiled
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Quote by sprite


cause sprite will fucking come down on your ass like a ton of bricks if you fucking do






Ahh, this is supposed to be a bad thing, right?
Cause I find this mildly arousing
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
*Image removed by Rage Patrol*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
CleverFox
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Quote by Naughtygrl73






Ahh, this is supposed to be a bad thing, right?
Cause I find this mildly arousing


She will not come down on your ass in the good way.
SpeedyC
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So after your doctor spacifically told you that if you smoke again you will kill yourself you've decided that your smoking again.... That must feel great..... I hope you do realise that while you were in hospital on life support I had to scramble to get time off work (who by the way were under staffed). Plus I had to borrow money from my parents (who were going to use it for their holiday). Plus there was the fact that I had to arrange for us to stay at short notice. But that's fine.... Hope its all worth it
Mazza
Mazztastic
Fucking thieving bastards!!!

It's bad enough that you steal my stories, but now my audios too??

Jesus, ask for my fucking permission or bloody well credit me!

Seriously annoyed right now, fucking internet

Fuck, they've stolen us all!! Me, CG, CD, Shylass, Poppet, Saga... Bastards

(I've put in a complaint)



Oh and for the record.... YOU are a fucking dick! I've had enough of your shite... idiot!
CurlyGirly
CurlyFries
Quote by Mazza
Fucking thieving bastards!!!

It's bad enough that you steal my stories, but now my audios too??

Jesus, ask for my fucking permission or bloody well credit me!

Seriously annoyed right now, fucking internet

Fuck, they've stolen us all!! Me, CG, CD, Shylass, Poppet, Saga... Bastards

(I've put in a complaint)



Oh and for the record.... YOU are a fucking dick! I've had enough of your shite... idiot!


Exactly this!!!!
Guest
Lurker
This is my first time posting in any forum let alone the rage cage. Here it goes.

How bloody dare you treat me like an idiot. I'm not that stupid fuck face. How much of your crap did you think I would take before it was finally enough. I may be middle aged, but I'm fucking hot and smart you little piss ant. You were lucky to have me, I was the wildest shag of your sad little life you limp dicked, insecure, dick wad. You were so lucky to have me and you ballsed it up. Why? Because you couldn't keep it in your pants? What the hell is wrong with you? I loved you, and all you wanted was a fuck? Well, enjoy your 25 year old tart. I hope when you finish banging the hell out her, she steals all your money while you're discussing her favourite music videos or whatever mindless claptrap she watches. Perhaps, she can bring her friends over after school for a play date and you get your rocks off watching them.

Don't ever come back to me. It's done. No more lies and stupidity. I will find a man who wants and appreciates me. More importantly, he'll keep it in his pants. I won't be embarrassed by his constant leering and bad behaviour in public. Do you understand? I am better than this and sure as shit, I am better than you.
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Quote by Mazza
Fucking thieving bastards!!!

It's bad enough that you steal my stories, but now my audios too??

Jesus, ask for my fucking permission or bloody well credit me!

Seriously annoyed right now, fucking internet

Fuck, they've stolen us all!! Me, CG, CD, Shylass, Poppet, Saga... Bastards

(I've put in a complaint)



Oh and for the record.... YOU are a fucking dick! I've had enough of your shite... idiot!


Wait...what??? Who stole my audios???
SpeedyC
Active Ink Slinger
45 minute flight and you couldnt make it. That's just great. What's another fucking thing to add to the fucking pile
Guest
Lurker
Not really rage or anger this morning. Just sad frustration...what's so wrong with me that I can't keep a decent guy in a conversation for more than 20 minutes? And then get a good bye at the end of it, at least? So frustrated.
Unknown User
Fuck!
Guest
Lurker
Why the FUCK is there always ALWAYS someone waiting to step in? Are people blind or just don't give a shit?
Guest
Lurker
I fucking want to know why the fuck there is only a fucking "Rage Cage" thread.
What IF your just fucking giddy and want to rant about how fucking happy you are!
Why isn't there something like the fucking "Happy Box?"
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
I fucking want to know why the fuck there is only a fucking "Rage Cage" thread.
What IF your just fucking giddy and want to rant about how fucking happy you are!
Why isn't there something like the fucking "Happy Box?"


Click Here for Happiness

I've got no rage today. Just helping out.

I'll take my beating now miss sprite!
Guest
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he he, well done! oops, ok Ms Spritey, I'm outta here! shhhh
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I've got no rage today.


I spoke way too fucking soon.
I should've locked the door, took the phone off the hook and crawled right back into my bed after I posted this.

I'm so fucking angry I'm sure I'm vibrating. I can feel my blood pressure going through the roof.
Every little thing is pissing me off now.
Even the people on Lush are pissing me off.
I tried to read... I got a motherfucking paper cut.
I'd go to bed but I'm so fucking agitated I can't sleep.
I'd have a glass of wine but I can't find my fucking corkscrew.
I keep taking deep breaths but I've got a fucking cold and every time I do it I cough my fucking head off.

I'm about 30 seconds away from sounding like someone with a really bad case of Tourettes.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket
he he, well done! oops, ok Ms Spritey, I'm outta here! shhhh


*glares* you just wait, young lady.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
sometimes the universe just goes haywire. i don't really have a rage for me tonight, but i would like to rage on behalf of everyone that i love whose had a fucked up day, week, month, or year. fuck you, universe. fuck you you fucking son of a bitch. leave my friends alone and go fuck yourself or i will fuck your shit up big time.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Mazza
Mazztastic
Some people really fuck me off - lying and pretending to be something they're not.

It's not big and it's not clever and I think a whole lot less of you than I did before.

Fuck you!

(okay, it's more chagrin than rage, but we don't have a chagrin thread)
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mazza
Some people really fuck me off - lying and pretending to be something they're not.

It's not big and it's not clever and I think a whole lot less of you than I did before.

Fuck you!

(okay, it's more chagrin than rage, but we don't have a chagrin thread)


go make one, and stop cluttering up my cage with your chagrin, it really pisses me the fuck off!! (see? THAT'S how you do proper rage. )

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Mazza
Mazztastic
Quote by sprite


go make one, and stop cluttering up my cage with your chagrin, it really pisses me the fuck off!! (see? THAT'S how you do proper rage. )


Fucking semantics!!! GRRRRRR



(I would hug you to soften the blow of my now full blown rage, but I know that would get me kicked out of the thread)
Guest
Lurker
My God I would love to say something here right now but it's not a rage and I'll get my butt kicked if I do. *zips lips*
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by trinket
My God I would love to say something here right now but it's not a rage and I'll get my butt kicked if I do. *zips lips*


i'll allow it, but just once, so make good use of your non-ragey post. *giggles*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Mazza


Fucking semantics!!! GRRRRRR



(I would hug you to soften the blow of my now full blown rage, but I know that would get me kicked out of the thread)


*blows whistle* YOU! yes YOU, you scottish tart! out of the pool! 30 minute time out! don't make me come in after you!

(the cool thing about it being my rage cage? i can break the bloody rules anytime i feel like it *gives the finger to the entire population of Lush*)

*Image removed by Rage Patrol*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Paulfromma
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Well, I'm old enough (in my 60s, although I still have problems believing that!), perhaps more importantly, mature enough, to understand that rage is self destructive. There are many causes of rage. One needs to get away from the source or, in a determined but controlled manner, fight back.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Paulfromma
Well, I'm old enough (in my 60s, although I still have problems believing that!), perhaps more importantly, mature enough, to understand that rage is self destructive. There are many causes of rage. One needs to get away from the source or, in a determined but controlled manner, fight back.


you watch your ass, buddy. Go pollute somebody elses thread with your positivity bullshit

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by sprite

(the cool thing about it being my rage cage? i can break the bloody rules anytime i feel like it *gives the finger to the entire population of Lush*)


She's getting pretty big for her britches... I guess that's where "Her Royal (Pain-in-the-ass) Spriteness" comes in.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


She's getting pretty big for her britches... I guess that's where "Her Royal (Pain-in-the-ass) Spriteness" comes in.


that's it. my office. NOW! and shut the door behind you - i don't want you scaring off the newbies!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by sprite


that's it. my office. NOW! and shut the door behind you - i don't want you scaring off the newbies!


ME?!?! Scare off the newbies?!?! Pffffft...

I'll bring the ice cream to your office.