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The "You're So Ugly" Thread...
Active Ink Slinger
sorry for this
You're so ugly a dog wouldnt lick your face
You're so ugly a dog wouldnt lick your face
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly that Marilyn Monroe would want to marry you.
Cheeky Chick
You’re so ugly smoke from a campfire would not even blow your way.
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly, they had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly...ugly people say "Daaaaamn!!!!!"
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....
You're so ugly...on the 7th day, the lord texted "SMH"
You're so ugly...your funeral was a closed casket....with a cinderblock on top.
You're so ugly...the bullet with your name on it reached for an eraser
You're plastic surgeon paid you for a procedure
The sun goes down when you wake up
Garbage pail kids collect your cards
Camera companies void the warranty for taking your picture
Somebody stop me please.....