You're SO UGLY that when your dog humps your leg he has to imagine it's someone else's leg...
xx Steph.
(You get the idea...)
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The "You're So Ugly" Thread...
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head.
Advanced Wordsmith
You're so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with you.
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
Advanced Wordsmith
You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Artistic Tart
You so ugly, you went to the haunted house and came out with an application.
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly...the scarecrows in your garden died of fright!
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
Active Ink Slinger
It's an oldie, but...
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
You so ugly, you walk down the street and people say, "Hey, Jar Jar."
Active Ink Slinger
you're so ugly your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly, your picture is in the dictionary under "ugly"
Active Ink Slinger
You're so ugly, you go trick-or-treating and get more candy then your kids--without putting on a costume.
Active Ink Slinger
You are so ugly, when you walk by a toilet, it flushes.
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set her free." -Michelangelo
Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
Please Enjoy: The Beach, The Workout, The Hike
Cheeky Chick
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
