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Things My Ex Says That Proves I'm Right...About Everything.

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All the time my ex says stuff that proves hes an idiot and that I was, in fact, right...maybe not about every single thing, but most things.

for example...

We were standing together talking and he said, "Yes, my wife sent me a link about that"

"You're wife...?" I asked puzzled

"Oops!" he said. "I mean my mother, not my wife. I havent remarried or anything"

Needless to say I burst out laughing and said "SEE! I told you I was your mother while we were married; and now your mother is your wife!" He was not amused ;)


What has YOUR ex said to prove you were right or at the least make you insanely happy they are gone?
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everything that comes out of his mouth since the night we 'broke up'.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

"ive given it a lot of thought and i decided you and the kids should move back into the house when its done; with the market the way it is we wont make any money off it anyway"

great thinking jackass...thats what i told you 6 months ago when you were screaming for me to get an apartment. god ur a moron.
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