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Tired of kids in the cabin? This airline has the perfect solution!

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Dudealicious
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So I was reading a post from SydneySnyder about flying, and I saw many people complaining about crying kids and how they run up and down the aisles uncontrollably.

A Canadian airline now has the perfect solution - They have created a cabin in the baggage area of the plane to send kids off to. Can you imagine how quiet the cabin would be without those little rug rats running around and crying? Bravo WestJet Bravo!
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littlemissbitch
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you know im proud to say that by an early age my son was an accomplished little traveler. he did NOT run up and down the isles. but i actually took in mind to bring shit with me to occupy him so that he wouldnt be a bother to others....and if he did cry i would offer those around me drinks! biggrin
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Buz
The Linebacker
Damn Dudealicious, I thought you were going to suggest parachutes.
Dancing_Doll
Alpha Blonde
This reminds me of those long flights when I always seem to have a kid kicking the back of my seat for hours on end while I'm trying to doze and the parent just happily reads their magazine and pretends that it can't possibly be bothering the person sitting in front of her little 'angel' because - as we all know - airline seats are made of shock-absorbency-proof concrete, right?

I've been on flights with very well-behaved children too, but somehow I always seem to be surrounded by the cherubic-faced spawn of satan types.
SydneySider
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Quote by Dancing_Doll

I've been on flights with very well-behaved children too, but somehow I always seem to be surrounded by the cherubic-faced spawn of satan types.


I seem to be able to spot them out while Im checking in, and I just know it in my bones they will end up near me once we are on the plane..
Dancing_Doll
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Quote by SydneySider


I seem to be able to spot them out while Im checking in, and I just know it in my bones they will end up near me once we are on the plane..


Yep, the ones were you start to question whether someone put Red Bull into their sippy cups before arriving at the airport... ugh. On some days, they seem to be everywhere - like a bonafide krazy-kiddie plague... lol
Dudealicious
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Quote by Dancing_Doll


Yep, the ones were you start to question whether someone put Red Bull into their sippy cups before arriving at the airport... ugh. On some days, they seem to be everywhere - like a bonafide krazy-kiddie plague... lol



Yes it's like all of the parents call each other to book their flights - Ok Jimmy and Lisa, we have 18 other couples with kids traveling to Vancouver on flight 462 are you guys in?

Ash, that's why when you get the chance to fly Porter you won't have as many instances - what an amazing airline! I am sure you already know that thought....
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Iszofia
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Quote by littlemissbitch
you know im proud to say that by an early age my son was an accomplished little traveler. he did NOT run up and down the isles. but i actually took in mind to bring shit with me to occupy him so that he wouldnt be a bother to others....and if he did cry i would offer those around me drinks! biggrin



Unfortunately parents don't give a shit these days. Little terrors are a reflection of bad parenting, majority of parents don't teach their kids manners and respect anymore.

If I have kids, I would make sure my kids were equipped with quiet activities to keep them entertained. I was very well-mannered kid growing up, I'm sure my kids would turn out to be angels

But I love that idea!!
Buz
The Linebacker
I once was one of those kids...that is until my dad took me to the washroom and applied his belt to my buttocks. My behavior improved immensely!
SydneySider
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Quote by Iszofia



Unfortunately parents don't give a shit these days. Little terrors are a reflection of bad parenting, majority of parents don't teach their kids manners and respect anymore



Bingo. I have had to ask parents to politey tell their child to STFU because their screaming, not crying, is extremely irritating within a 100 mile radius. And this is just in the queue to pay for some groceries. Patents of young kids these days have had their power to discipline their kids taken away, and they have lost the war and can no longer fight. Still, they should be put on turbo prop flights to drown out the noise.
Dancing_Doll
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Quote by Dudealicious


Yes it's like all of the parents call each other to book their flights - Ok Jimmy and Lisa, we have 18 other couples with kids traveling to Vancouver on flight 462 are you guys in?

Ash, that's why when you get the chance to fly Porter you won't have as many instances - what an amazing airline! I am sure you already know that thought....


Amazing airline (super convenient, and free champagne is great), but some major safety concerns. Aside from the runway being 600 feet too short to handle the Bombardier 400 turboprop planes (according to suggested requirements from the plane manufacturer), pilots have to navigate a ridiculous number of flying hazards while flying into the airport including a nearby wind turbine, boat masts, and no-fly zones. I remember reading an article counting something like 14 hazards.

I've flown it to Montreal a few times and had some harrowing moments where the plane was caught in an updraft while starting its descent and seemed briefly out of control. My drink ended up on the ceiling of the plane while the cup was still in my hands and passengers were freaking out.

I have mixed feelings about the airline - still... convenience, great price-points, free champagne and no kids could be worth the risk.
TheDevilsWeakness
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I've resorted to using duct tape with mine.
Sometimes you have to fly with kids... and they frown on dosing the "little angels" with enough drugs to drop a horse.

Duct tape, applied correctly, shuts up any kid...
Its the weird looks from the other passengers that makes me wonder if I don't have Child Protective Services waiting for me at the next airport.
littlemissbitch
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Unfortunately parents don't give a shit these days.


well nooo...then that would mean they are a bad "friend" to their kids or that it might infringe on their kids "rights". snort. whatever, my kids have the right to breathe and everything else is at the discretion of their dictator which is me. nothing pisses me off more than watching kids run riot in public. i have no problem correcting other kids too regardless if their parent is around or not, i mean shit..someones got to.
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Iszofia
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well nooo...then that would mean they are a bad "friend" to their kids or that it might infringe on their kids "rights". snort. whatever, my kids have the right to breathe and everything else is at the discretion of their dictator which is me. nothing pisses me off more than watching kids run riot in public. i have no problem correcting other kids too regardless if their parent is around or not, i mean shit..someones got to.


I do agree with you and more... parents with shitty kids don't care and reflects badly on ones that do.
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Now find a solution for the other problems I have with the adults on the plane.