TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
All of those are true, and perfectly understandable in my opinion! Especially the cat's expression!!
But the eyelash curlers, i dont really see the point.
I loved #9 and also add shirts or any other article of favorite clothing! Only women get that!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
#9 baffles poor hubby so....
on the other #6 does NOT apply to me at all....then again, having a father, uncle and a younger brother who all drive or drove racing cars might make me a bit different than most girls....although I did tell my brother that I could never drive a race car because his fireproof racing boots were blue, and his car is green white and black, and it just does not work! So #9 would come into play here!
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
I'm happy I'm a cat, not a woman.
Number 9 should be higher up
The mystery of number one and Women in general...."Interesting"
I don't understand number 4 because of scientific reasons. Your hair is lifeless, and grows from your head, not from the tips.
My fat pants are my favorite Victoria's Secret "Boyfriend" fit sweats!
I love em!
I think the cat facial expressions should be expanded to include other pets too!
Like dogs! They can be expressive sometimes too! lol
-Star
lol im a women and half that stuff i don't understand.
Its sad, I understand it all but don't bother with most of it.... ok all of it...
I know I am a Woman, but I do not understand any of them!
Especially an eyelash curler and other women.
*Doubles checks birth certificate.... gender... female
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China. Sure understand 1,2 and 9, but I doubt if any man will ever get it. Thought of sending my husband for a Doctorial study in these area's. Does any one think that would work?
Lol I doubt it Whitney. I was talking to my grandparents yesterday on their 60th anniversary and they said they just reached a point of knowing each other ultimately. In a way that they finish each other's sentences and know each others feelings, and can feel each others heartbeat without contact. I asked them how they reached this point and they just simply smiled and said at the same time, "Time." After the initial freak out of them saying it at the same exact moment, it really made sense.
Fat clothes are worn during that time of the month, laundry day and bumming around the house!
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