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Um, isn't that what the Lush bedroom is for?
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Get a vibrator.
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I almost died laughing.
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Seriously? Really..........
Please call or text me @ Mike
Please call or text me @ Mike
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Quote by Tyking85
Seriously? Really..........
Please call or text me @ *-***-***-**** Mike
Wow you are brave Mike. I can think of at least 10 really good reasons as to why you should not post personal contact information in an open forum...desperation being foremost. You know there is private messaging right?
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so she's an exhibitionist and a kid -isn't that what we're here for 
lol
lol Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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in·un·dat·ed in·un·dat·ing
Definition of INUNDATE
transitive verb
1: to cover with a flood : overflow
2: overwhelm <was inundated with phone calls>
— in·un·da·tion \ˌi-(ˌ)nən-ˈdā-shən\ noun
— in·un·da·tor \ˈi-(ˌ)nən-ˌdā-tər\ noun
— in·un·da·to·ry \i-ˈnən-də-ˌtȯr-ē\ adjective
Definition of INUNDATE
transitive verb
1: to cover with a flood : overflow
2: overwhelm <was inundated with phone calls>
— in·un·da·tion \ˌi-(ˌ)nən-ˈdā-shən\ noun
— in·un·da·tor \ˈi-(ˌ)nən-ˌdā-tər\ noun
— in·un·da·to·ry \i-ˈnən-də-ˌtȯr-ē\ adjective
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?? I bet she knew what the word meant hehe.
I didn't so I thought I was being helpful. I had to use it before I lost it. Noted!
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in·un·dat·ed in·un·dat·ing
Definition of INUNDATE
transitive verb
1: to cover with a flood : overflow
2: overwhelm <was inundated with phone calls>
— in·un·da·tion \ˌi-(ˌ)nən-ˈdā-shən\ noun
— in·un·da·tor \ˈi-(ˌ)nən-ˌdā-tər\ noun
— in·un·da·to·ry \i-ˈnən-də-ˌtȯr-ē\ adjective
Thank you for posting this .... I didn't even think that Sexybunny18 may not understand the word, but you could so be correct! LOL
I guess I could have said ... Mike will be overwhelmed. Or ... maybe Mike will have his phone ringing constantly.
My bad!!
*still giggling*
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It would really be funny if that wasn't really his number LOL. Some poor dude is getting his phone blown up by a bunch of pervs right now 
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Seriously? Really..........
Please call or text me @ *-***-***-**** Mike
Wow you are brave Mike. I can think of at least 10 really good reasons as to why you should not post personal contact information in an open forum...desperation being foremost. You know there is private messaging right?
and I can think of at least ten good reasons why this is surely a fake number. But its a damn good gag, way to raise a stir tie-boy!
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But the good thing is, if you Google on " ", the third result that pops up is a link straight to this thread. The rest are all pay-phone-lookup sites.
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Someone here has to try that number and see who answers.
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oh what the hell...im doing it now
give me 5 minutes
give me 5 minutes
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ok, it doesnt even ring
its some music line and it goes right to playing music
no wait... music stops after 15 seconds and a recording says that the party you are trying to reach is not available at this time.
its some music line and it goes right to playing music
no wait... music stops after 15 seconds and a recording says that the party you are trying to reach is not available at this time.
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I totally missed the joke. I must read more carefully. 