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You have every intention of going to bed early but end up on lush all night and only getting 3h of sleep!!
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Quote by sweet_as_candy
When you are logged in all day long, read stories when meant to be working. Oh and when you start typing lushie usernames into spreadsheets instead of the staff members name! (rofl)


OMG I did that!!!
Frank
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Quote by Saga
You have every intention of going to bed early but end up on lush all night and only getting 3h of sleep!!


You got that much!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
Classified
Quote by sweet_as_candy
When you are logged in all day long, read stories when meant to be working. Oh and when you start typing lushie usernames into spreadsheets instead of the staff members name! (rofl)


You click paste and it reveals a pic for posting, but your not on Lush!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
HelenCath
Active Ink Slinger
Oh I am sooooo glad it is not just me - so many of the above apply to me
Guest
Lurker
You check your phone every minute for new messages & send yourself test messages to check if your phone is still working!
keoloke
Active Ink Slinger
You're hooked to Lush when you're having a great sex session and suddenly stop it to go write a story or start a new forum topic....

or you just continue having sex fantasizing what you read on lush...

or you just need Lush to get in the right kinky mood.
Choose n Practice Happiness

Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
Guest
Lurker
ya,whenever we just login for every 5min to see whether we have something to take care of
ElChupacabras
Active Ink Slinger
Every time we post in the forums lol
Guest
Lurker
When you read filth into everything, when you log in and notice it's down and start having withdrawals, when you read or write stories on the bus just for a quick tease and when 20 minutes is 2 hours. So did someone lace Lush with heroin, or something?
Guest
Lurker
when ur on it everyday to get someone to have cyber sex with u
GamerGirl10
Active Ink Slinger
When you spend your time between refreshing the home page for more stories and refreshing your Facebook for more newsfeed updates... I'm doubly addicted to FB & Lush!
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
When responding to inbox messages comes before responding to important work e-mails when you've been out for nearly 2 weeks.ZjQcKPaG9VImM9mg

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Frank
Classified
When out in public you start to wonder if the women around you use Lush!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Frank
When out in public you start to wonder if the women around you use Lush!


When you post on every thread
Guest
Lurker
When your day doesn't feel complete without even just a wee bit of Lushing
Guest
Lurker
Quote by sassycheergirl
your addicted to Lush when your at work and ur thinking okay 7 more hours and i can go home and get on lush then 6 more to go .......


This sums me up to a T.
Guest
Lurker
You burn your dinner twice on one evening because you are chatting with friends or play in the forum
TreeSuh
Active Ink Slinger
When I log in a million times a day because receiving messages is so fun smile
Guest
Lurker
You log on before you get your coffee in the morning, you log off when you realize your running late for work. You stew about a forum post all day and you log back on before you change out of your work clothes at night. Then you log off when you realize you have to get up in a couple of hours to go to a meeting.

Id
Guest
Lurker
You know what time it is in five different timezones....
Guest
Lurker
When you know when any one of your friends are oinline at any given time, just by pure instinct.
Guest
Lurker
The Safari app on you're iPod touch is automatically linked up with your lush friends page so you can see who's online.
Unknown User
when i even dream about being on Lush. I think i need to read a few stories today. Sorry folks but dreaming sexy stories is preferable to dreaming about chatting on forums!
SirBunny
Active Ink Slinger
When every time you have a smoke break, your iPad comes along.
Frank
Classified
Lush



The Habit
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
storyo
Active Ink Slinger
You start fantasizing that at 89 years old there will be thousands of really hot young people will suddenly find elderly people wearing Depends down right sexy.
adele
Weaver of Words
Quote by sweet_as_candy


When you post on every thread


That's not addiction..... that's just fun!
tristalynn2000
Active Ink Slinger
when i started reading all the hott stories and meeting some awsome friends can always take more requests always welcome hugs and kisses