Unicorn Wrangler
Didn't go postal at the DMV when the worker screwed up my paperwork for my license renewal. BTW... the extra paperwork for getting a Real ID is a real hassle.
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Love Bug
Macro: failure.....I missed Sprite's birthday
Micro: success....I remembered that I forgot and didn't forget a belated birthday wish! ?
Micro: success....I remembered that I forgot and didn't forget a belated birthday wish! ?
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Made a vet appointment for my dog. Finished grading. Attempted an experimental treatment for bugs around the house, which probably won't work, but now I smell like my 'natural' bug repellent because I spilled about half of it on myself while spraying, which is a mix of diluted Cedar and Tea tree oil and not totally unpleasant.
Don't believe everything that you read.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Lilly
Macro: failure.....I missed Sprite's birthday
Micro: success....I remembered that I forgot and didn't forget a belated birthday wish! ?
and a lovely wish it was.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Unicorn Wrangler
I finished writing The Great American Novel... I mean my paperwork for my evaluation. My SLG and PGP are done (I hope), my pretests are ready for Wednesday, and hopefully on Thursday the meeting will go quick so I can go to the school dance.
The Bee's Knees
i managed to take a load of laundry out of the dryer and successfully relocate it to a chair in my bedroom. i'm hopeful that it'll make it to its (more) appropriate place by saturday. wish me luck!
Say. Her. Name.
Her Royal Spriteness
I got dressed. sometimes it's the REALLY little things.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
I got dressed. sometimes it's the REALLY little things.
Maybe it shrunk?
The voices in my head.
Graveyard of failed threads:
Ask me anything | Stupid Cupid | Share your trigger | Fact or fiction | Mischief
Graveyard of failed threads:
Ask me anything | Stupid Cupid | Share your trigger | Fact or fiction | Mischief
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by ShamelessFlirt
Maybe it shrunk?
now you're making fun of my size, aren't you?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite
now you're making fun of my size, aren't you?
Nonsense. You're just the Sprite size!
Technically, I was making fun of your sentence structure.
The voices in my head.
Graveyard of failed threads:
Ask me anything | Stupid Cupid | Share your trigger | Fact or fiction | Mischief
Graveyard of failed threads:
Ask me anything | Stupid Cupid | Share your trigger | Fact or fiction | Mischief
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Discovered that my wife's diet shake mixers are perfect for making martinis. 
Also took my dog to the vet appointment I scheduled, and made a phone call.
Also took my dog to the vet appointment I scheduled, and made a phone call. Don't believe everything that you read.
Active Ink Slinger
I tried to bake a pumpkin bread and succeeded. It was delicious.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
..., and made a phone call.
... and you're being meticulous as well ;)
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
I put the toilet seat down after I peed. Wait, what?
"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Gundriver
Got nuthin..I am laughing to hard
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Resurrection the Resurgence...Second in the series...
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Resurrection the Redemption...Third in the series...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/resurrectionthe-redemption.aspx
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Resurrection the Resurgence...Second in the series...
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Resurrection the Redemption...Third in the series...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/novels/resurrectionthe-redemption.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
It’s a start, right ?
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
I got my private collection of porn pics/gifs deleted from the company's backup server before someone else noticed it had ended up there 
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Quote by noll
I got my private collection of porn pics/gifs deleted from the company's backup server before someone else noticed it had ended up there
... Wait, maybe you should wash that hand first...
Don't believe everything that you read.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
... Wait, maybe you should wash that hand first...
Don't worry, I haven't physically touched the backup.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Unfuckwithable
It's 5:23pm on Friday afternoon. I made it through another week.
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Her Royal Spriteness
i haven't uttered a single swear word out loud today. (thought of some, and typed some, but haven't actually said any). 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Marx Sister
I got my cat to come inside.
My Featured Stories
The Snowglobe Conspiracy – Solving a great mystery | There Is No Butterfly – Time Travel competition entry | Incurable Arousal – Most viewed | Toxic, But Not Sinister – Mutual loathing at its finest | You Were – An experience in the second person | Desiderium – A scattering of lovers
The Snowglobe Conspiracy – Solving a great mystery | There Is No Butterfly – Time Travel competition entry | Incurable Arousal – Most viewed | Toxic, But Not Sinister – Mutual loathing at its finest | You Were – An experience in the second person | Desiderium – A scattering of lovers
Unicorn Wrangler
I didn't quit my job.
I didn't let a rude student interrupt a conversation I was having with some prospective future teachers.
I didn't let a rude student interrupt a conversation I was having with some prospective future teachers.
Active Ink Slinger
unloaded another utility trailer in the woodshed ... only 5-6 more loads to go.
Unfuckwithable
I didnt say what I was thinking when talking to a dumbass on the phone today.
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
The Bee's Knees
i actually made a phone call instead of sending a text or an email. am i the only one who uses their cell for everything BUT its intended purpose?
Say. Her. Name.
Her Royal Spriteness
i didn't throw up! (Bethany will get it).
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.