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What is your best party trick?
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
I'm pretty good at sitting quietly and awkwardly on my own while drinking a beer.
Don't believe everything that you read.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by Liz
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Troublemaker
I can induce multiple orgasms with champagne and ice cubes
Active Ink Slinger
Tell your friend that you bet he can't take his coat off by himself. He'll probably tell you that you're nuts and take your bet.
Then, as he starts to take his coat off, you take yours off too! You won the bet!
Then, as he starts to take his coat off, you take yours off too! You won the bet!
Active Ink Slinger
I can make my alcohol disappear.
Coco Pop
I can tell stories that seem hilarious in my head but don't sound that way from my mouth.
Her Royal Spriteness
i can turn straight girls gay. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by sprite
i can turn straight girls gay.
I can too. Oh wait...
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Coco Pop
Quote by noll
I can too. Oh wait...
Troublemaker
Quote by browncoffee
Big deal, I know someone who can turn coffee into diamonds
This would work better if I could have quoted Noll...
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by LYFBUZ
This would work better if I could have quoted Noll...
You can't? But how do you even get the party started then?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
... before the bar opens.BA06QePThaS7Fxvf