A couple was about to have intercourse for the 1st time ,, and She was really turned on.
She then cried out "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"!
So he put it in her 3 times and smacked her in the head with a rock!
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LOL!! Again mathematics: means his dick was only 4 inches long, I suppose? 4 multiplyed by 3 equals 12. Am I right?
"My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn't put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick."
Marcos Urbina
"My dick is so big, when I broke my leg, they didn't put a cast on it, they just strapped it to my dick."
Marcos Urbina
Well Mr Marcos,,, And Rocco,,, Looks like you fellas have something in common with a pair of birds I've heard about.
Oh ,,yes MR MARCOS 4 times 3 does in fact = 12.
The OHNOH bird has a dick as long as his leg,,,So. when he starts to land while flying,,,He starts Screaming (OHNOH,,OHNOH).
And he has a Cousin ,,called the milearmorebird with the same problem ,,,And yes he screams also,, the only difference is that You can hear him start to scream a mile or more away.
Shameless009 - - GERMAN NAME.
Oh ,,yes MR MARCOS 4 times 3 does in fact = 12.
The OHNOH bird has a dick as long as his leg,,,So. when he starts to land while flying,,,He starts Screaming (OHNOH,,OHNOH).
And he has a Cousin ,,called the milearmorebird with the same problem ,,,And yes he screams also,, the only difference is that You can hear him start to scream a mile or more away.
Shameless009 - - GERMAN NAME.
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My dick is so big, every time I get a hardon I pass out from blood loss!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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To her little head, is that what you said, Sahmeless009?
I believe you coz there's something regarding the engorgement of the clitoris. The clitoris is similar in structure to the penis and has a little bulb at the end like the head of the penis. This becomes erect when a woman is sexually excited, swelled. The size of the clitoris is very variable and, like the penis, size bears no relation to the extent of satisfaction obtained during orgasm.
The presence of nitric oxide increases the blood flow to her clitoris!!
I believe you coz there's something regarding the engorgement of the clitoris. The clitoris is similar in structure to the penis and has a little bulb at the end like the head of the penis. This becomes erect when a woman is sexually excited, swelled. The size of the clitoris is very variable and, like the penis, size bears no relation to the extent of satisfaction obtained during orgasm.
The presence of nitric oxide increases the blood flow to her clitoris!!