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12 of the creepiest Children's Books

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The 2009 selections
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
omg my store is selling the book if u give a cat a cupcake LMAO
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Sassy
Gav would love this one: "Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?"
"Daddy Comes Home From Prison Today!"

"Daddy Drinks Because of You"
"Never smile at a monkey". Whats up with that? Monkey's are so funny!
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omg my store is selling the book if u give a cat a cupcake LMAO


Whats so creepy about this book? I LOVE all of these stories!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
"It's Just a Plant" That's what I used to tell the cop that lived in the apt next door...lol
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"Never smile at a monkey". Whats up with that? Monkey's are so funny!


Actually, you really aren't supposed to smile at monkeys, at least not showing your teeth. If you smile at a monkey showing both sets of teeth its a sign of aggression. During a field trip to a monkey research lab (sign language) we were told not to show both sets of teeth...being middle school boys, my friend and I, we smiled big and wide with all of our teeth showing as we left and the chimp got pissed off and jumped onto a tire swing, swung back and forth screaming at us and then launched himself into the glass wall, slamming into it, made a huge loud noise and he started screaming in chimp speak.

It was hilarious, all the girls screamed, I almost peed myself laughing.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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omg my store is selling the book if u give a cat a cupcake LMAO


Whats so creepy about this book? I LOVE all of these stories!


i think they are just really funny titles lol
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"



Sassy