31 REALLY bad masturbating ideas.

29 Nov 2009

http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13958

29 Nov 2009

I heard about this woman who did it with a lobster and she ended up dead.

29 Nov 2009

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"

Sassy

29 Nov 2009

*jaw drops to the floor, falls over laughing

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

29 Nov 2009

Holy shit!!! *rolls on the floor, holding sides, laughing*
People are ridiculous!!!

29 Nov 2009

Could be worse, an old friend of mine used a boned out lamb leg to wank with. Strange but true.

29 Nov 2009

With wire
I saw an anecdote on the Internet once about how Arabs masturbate and I decided to try it! It involves inserting a long wire into the urethra and down the length of the erect penis. Long story short, the wire didn't follow the path precisely and I ended up stabbing my penis from the inside. I was in the hospital for three days.

WTF!!!

30 Nov 2009

Too Funny... Jalapeno peppers!!! LOL

Algol

30 Nov 2009

Duct Tape: "It did not work too good, and now that I think about it, how could it."

30 Nov 2009

Feeling horney one day, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Quickly grabbed the lube beside the bed without paying attention. Got the wrong tube. Unscented Ben Gay certainly isn't a super idea.........

30 Nov 2009

Quote by girdleluver1955
Feeling horney one day, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Quickly grabbed the lube beside the bed without paying attention. Got the wrong tube. Unscented Ben Gay certainly isn't a super idea.........

My girdle is thrilling me laughing8

30 Nov 2009

With magnets

One time I put two neodymium magnets on each side of my scrotum. They slammed together and the magnetic force was so tremendous I couldn't remove them without tools. I took two pairs of pliers and pulled like hell. They came off but I couldn't feel my sack until the next day, when it hurt like hell.

LOL