Another oldie.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
The judge slams his mallet down case dismissed
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8 Months Preggers
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That joke almost got me fired from my last job. It's funny, though. LOL
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Well, at a waitress job I used to work, there were three of us who were pregnant at the same time. I had that joke printed up and took it to work. We thought is was funny and posted it at the waitress table where only we could see it. Only problem was, the boss lady didn't think it was funny....
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Yeah some people have no sense of humor, and they wouldn't laugh at the pope falling down a set of stairs either.
And that Funny right there.YQnp3At3FH9zI5hG
And that Funny right there.YQnp3At3FH9zI5hG
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