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There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.

The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.

The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."

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I never worry about action, but only inaction. Winston Churchill



Very good ,,MR. MARCOS ,, I am really laughing now.
The picture,, Is she your other girlfriend?
Yes, Mr. Shameless. You know, I have a wife too. I always post her photos in this site in Spanish. If that bulb disturbes you, please tell me while I can turn the light off. I have more shots in the dinning room.

No ,,It does not bother me ,,,, just keep them coming .