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A city named Heaven

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A preacher goes into a bar and says:

"Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."

Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says:

"My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"

The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."

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Well, rocco, Don't you have Heavens in New York? Hell, we have it in Caracas -Spanish.
My heaven is a wonderful redhead named Tech Goddess.
awww that is so sweet rocco. I am sure you wouldn't mind a trip to that particular heaven right now LOL.
Ah canth talk right now, she'th thitting on muh fathe, I'm in heaven.....
Too funny Birdie.
Ok, Birdie. How much do you want for those pics? I might as well ask now, instead of getting the blackmail phone call.
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Ok, Birdie. How much do you want for those pics? I might as well ask now, instead of getting the blackmail phone call.


No blackmail....I hired Birdie to take the shots for us baby!!

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

Guess what I got for it?
Shhhh....that's our secret Birdie!!

The Sultry Siren - my Wherefore Art Thou? competition story tells the tale of a man's obsession.

Hmm, looks like I should've packed a camera, too!
I know off topic but have to ask what group is that Rocco? They are good
Bum, it's Talking Heads, and the clip is from the "Stop Making Sense" video of their tour. Grab it if you possibly can.
Thanks Roc never heard that one from them cool vid