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This man went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"

The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"

"Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.

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Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. You'd better stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.
Yeah, they don't bottle that stuff.
You mean, the boy's cum, probably.
I'd rather not talk about it.