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a man, a bottle and a piano player
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A man walks into a bar with a briefcase and orders a beer.
"What's in the brief case," the bartender asks.
"Something you have never seen before," the stranger replies.
"I have been tending bar for over 20 years, nothing will surprise me. Show me."
"Buy me a beer and I will show you."
The bartender agrees and gives the man another beer.
The man opens his briefcase and to the bartenders surprise is a 12" man playing a piano.
"Where in the world did you get him," the bartender asks in unbelief.
The man reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a bottle. He tells the bartender to pull out the cork.
The bartender pulls out the cork and a genie appears.
"i will grant you ONE wish, only ONE, anything you want." says the genie
"I wish for a million BUCKS," the bartender says.
'POOF' there is a million DUCKS all over the bar.
"I didn't ask for DUCKS, I asked for BUCKS."

The man looks at the bartender and says, "Do you think I asked for a 12" pianist?"