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A sentence you can use at Dinner as well as during Sex..

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kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Personally I prefer it to be bloody.

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Simplicity
Just me
Can I have more? I’m not full enough.
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KimmiBeGood
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Is this all the meat there is?!?

Hehehe

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Unknown User
It that all for me?
Carlos2112
Devil's Advocate
So many come to mind, how will I choose? I'll have to submit several, it's the only way to make sure I've given my best effort

Wow, what a delicious looking pie! I can't wait to taste that hot tangy filling.

"When you cut it, mama, mama please save me a slice, of your custard pie"
(With all props to Led Zeppelin)

That pie was so good I'm in a coma now

If I eat all the filling, I'll let you lick some off my face.

I've never seen a juicier looking papaya, I burying my face in some of that!
(Papaya is Cuban slang for pussy. The more you know)

Too much salt!

"What does third base feel like?"
"Like warm apple pie."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Apple pie, huh?"
"Uh-huh."
"McDonald's or homemade?"
(I'd have never forgiven myself had I excluded American Pie)

How about a generous portion of tube steak, smothered in underwear?

(Hey, you "... can use at dinner ..." You never said it had to be acceptable.)

Bonus Sentence: How long did you have to fist that bird before you could get so much stuffing up there?



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luvmyhighheels
Tantalizing Teasing Temptress
Are you going to eat it or just look at it?
ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness
That was finger licking good!
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Moist and tender, like it should be!
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kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Can it be classed as dinner? I have in mind the original McD's milkshakes.

"If you're not getting anything, you need to suck harder."

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
I enjoy a good spit roast

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
Simplicity
Just me
Any chocolate for this banana?
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Meggsy
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May I have a bit of that please.
Guest
Lurker
Ring my bell when you come.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
It's going to get cold
dlcalguy
Active Ink Slinger
I've enjoyed this ever since I first tried it on a school trip.
kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
Quote by trinket
Want to toss my salad?

Please miss, I don't understand

Anyway....

If you insist, I'll have just a nibble

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
Simplicity
Just me
Please use your fingers.
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heidi
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Did you like it?
Guest
Lurker
Want to come over for a snack?

How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it.

If she served it, you're eating it!

Oh that looks so juicy and hot, I can't wait to eat it.
kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
I'm going to trickle chocolate sauce over that?

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
Why not leave a comment too?
dlcalguy
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Is it supposed to look like that?