I can relate to this totally:
Two men in their late forties, were having a drink together, discussing the deleterious effects aging has had on each of them.
The first said, "You know, I can handle the eye-sight going, and the loss of hair, but it's the disconnect between the brain and the mouth that's the worst part for me. For example, just the other day, I was in line to buy an airline ticket. The woman behind the counter was very well-endowed, and as I walked up to her, I blithely announced, 'I would like to buy a picket to Tittsburgh.' God, I was absolutely mortified!"
The second man, shaking his head back and forth, in a been-there-done-that sort of manner said, "I had a very similar experience. I was sitting across from my wife at breakfast one morning, and intended to say, Honey, please pass the Special K.' Instead, it came out, Bitch, you've ruined my life.'"
Active Ink Slinger
oh Jesus!
