I took him too seriously and I'm making a correction here: She wasn't wearing any panties.
"Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kelleher's pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman bending down. She wasn't wearing any panties, and suddenly her ass began to glow. Suddenly a finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing it, used her ass as a table. The fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek."
This visual aid is good, AND WRONG, for she wasn't wearing any panties. So people can't get the joke!
