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Actual GED Exam Answers
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Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist upon?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.(Shoot yourself now, there is little hope.)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. (At least they get to travel!)
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true!)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.)
Q How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized? (e.g. The abdomen.)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..(WTF!)
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie. (This person has a career in politics awaiting!)
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Cesarean section'.
A. The Cesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit!)
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable!)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (Brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.
so, i don't really see the problem with this one
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.
so, i don't really see the problem with this one
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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So...what's the problem here? Which answers are wrong???
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WTF. I'm even dyslexic. This kid must ride the SHORT BUS everyday
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OMG. wow. I took the G.E.D. also, but I promise none of my answers were this stupid. I can't even pick out my favorite from this bunch of answers. I'm stuck choosing between:
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable!)
But actually this one takes the cake...
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
The person who answered that one is either racist, or Asian.
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like tiny umbrellas.
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.(Irrefutable!)
But actually this one takes the cake...
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby.
The person who answered that one is either racist, or Asian.
I spent a year as an adult GED tutor, at the second-lowest level the school had, which was supposedly "6th grade". I was shocked, and more than a little outraged, to see what has been done to school textbooks in recent years. Apparently, it's too much to ask kids (or adults) to learn terms like "noun", "verb", and "adjective". Now those are called "naming words", "action words", and "describing words." First-hand evidence of the DELIBERATE dumbing-down of the American public.
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Apparently, it's too much to ask kids (or adults) to learn terms like "noun", "verb", and "adjective". Now those are called "naming words", "action words", and "describing words." First-hand evidence of the DELIBERATE dumbing-down of the American public.
You're kidding, right?
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Question. Name the four seasons
Scooters answer.
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Nick Massi
Scooters answer.
Frankie Valli
Tommy DeVito
Bob Gaudio
Nick Massi
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Quote by scooter
Question. Name the four seasons
Scooters answer.
Frankie Valli
Tommy DeVito
Bob Gaudio
Nick Massi
Yeah Scooter, you can take that dunce cap off and go right to the head of the class...I like your answers a lot better than Lone-W's answers...
You most definitely deserve some sort of achievement award...
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Quote by Lone_WolfQuote by scooter
Question. Name the four seasons
Scooters answer.
Frankie Valli
Tommy DeVito
Bob Gaudio
Nick Massi
Yeah Scooter, you can take that dunce cap off and go right to the head of the class...I like your answers a lot better than Lone-W's answers...
You most definitely deserve some sort of achievement award...
Thanks guys, My mom told me I could be somebody one of these days if I just apply my self.
I found that whole GED test answer thing interesting Lone_Wolf, and distinctly remember giving similar answers
on a few of the test I've taken over the years,
But that was like back in the third grade or so