A gentleman goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of 12 year old scotch. The bartender gives him a shot and the gentleman says, "Bartender, this is not 12 year old scotch... this is 8 year old scotch!"
So the bartender gives him a shot from a different bottle. The gentleman says, "Bartender this is 10 year old scotch, not 12 year old scotch!"
Another man at the end of the bar is obviously drunk and is getting irritated that the bartender's services are being occupied by the gentleman. He proceeds to covertly pee into a shot glass, slides it down the bar to the gentleman who then takes a drink from the glass.
The gentleman spits it out and declares, "That tastes like piss!"
The drunkard says, "Yeah, now tell me how old I am!"
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