A man goes to the doctor the day after his 65th birthday. He retired the day before and just wants to get a basic idea of what kind of shape he's in.
"Well, I have to say Mr. Stewart, that you are in superb shape for a man of 65. Excellent condition. How old was your father when he passed way?"
"Did I SAY my father was dead? He's 87, and gets around pretty good, we're going hiking this weekend!"
"Well, I'm sorry, sorry about that, but how old was your grandfather when HE passed away?"
"Did I SAY my grandfather was dead? Sure he's a hundred and six, but he's not too bad, as a matter of fact, he's getting married again in two weeks?
"Wow! Sorry again, guess your family's pretty long lived."
"We seem to be, don't we?"
"Wow, a hundred and six, I can't imagine wanting to get married at a hundred and six!"
"Did I SAY he WANTED to get married?"
Good genes in that family, no?
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