Ahh...Women Gotta Love Them!

29 Sep 2008

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle.

My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.

Don't mess with them!

toast

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

29 Sep 2008

Heh, sucker giggle

29 Sep 2008

LMAO!!!

That's right!!!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

30 Sep 2008

LMAO, yes we really are clever, evil bitches

30 Sep 2008

Boo

1 Oct 2008

Another booo...! here.

2 Oct 2008

booing doesn't mean its less true....LOL!....

bootyshake

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

2 Oct 2008

I think she said, "We should be friends and have a piece for the rest of our days."

2 Oct 2008

I know that this observation will be unpopular with the Ladies here, who are undoubtedly impeccable drivers.

Nevertheless, here it is. The woman in this story never denied that she was at fault at all, in fact she seemed to have thought this out quite well, indicating that she has had to use this tactic on multiple occasions. Note how she conveniently keeps a bottle of wine stored in what must be some kind of "collision resistant" container for the next time she completely demolishes a pair of cars.

I think we are dealing with a serial bad driver here who has only learned this technique after much trial and error. I even suspect coaching from someone more devious, like a Lawyer.

2 Oct 2008

Quote by Playmale
I know that this observation will be unpopular with the Ladies here, who are undoubtedly impeccable drivers.

Nevertheless, here it is. The woman in this story never denied that she was at fault at all, in fact she seemed to have thought this out quite well, indicating that she has had to use this tactic on multiple occasions. Note how she conveniently keeps a bottle of wine stored in what must be some kind of "collision resistant" container for the next time she completely demolishes a pair of cars.

I think we are dealing with a serial bad driver here who has only learned this technique after much trial and error. I even suspect coaching from someone more devious, like a Lawyer.

Way to pull the guts out of a joke playmale hello1

You're probably right though.

A guy goes to a lawyers and says, "Do you mind if I ask you 2 questions". The lawyer replies, "sure, what's the other question?". kekekegay

4 Oct 2008

Quote by Playmale
I know that this observation will be unpopular with the Ladies here, who are undoubtedly impeccable drivers.

Nevertheless, here it is. The woman in this story never denied that she was at fault at all, in fact she seemed to have thought this out quite well, indicating that she has had to use this tactic on multiple occasions. Note how she conveniently keeps a bottle of wine stored in what must be some kind of "collision resistant" container for the next time she completely demolishes a pair of cars.

I think we are dealing with a serial bad driver here who has only learned this technique after much trial and error. I even suspect coaching from someone more devious, like a Lawyer.

Duly noted PM......but.....just because she didn't deny it does not mean she caused the accident (seeing that it's not feasible for any party to accept blame at the scene of an accident) nor does it imply that her plan was pre-meditated as you allege which then lead you to indicate your assumption that she has a "tactic" and has used it on multiple occasions which you have no real proof of. You also allege and assume that she keeps a bottle of wine in her car specifically for such an occasion which she may have just very well been going to a party and bringing it for the host. Then you proceed to fully blame her for demolishing both cars without taking into consideration that the man may be at fault as well.

So using your same logic .....I think we are dealing with a man who seemingly may have caused this accident who not only can't take accountibility for it but has to blame others and is a sexist who on top of that has a drinking problem and clearly does not have good judgment so therefore should not have been driving to begin with and now with a DUI charge on his record......well well.....what tangle web we weave......is all I have to say...she should be commended for exposing a drunk driver......

LOL!!!!!!

L16

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

4 Oct 2008

Z you may be exactly right, however my way implies that the two people both generally nice but with some faults have, through the insidious intervention of an unmentioned third party ("the lawyer" who we can all hate without reservation), been maneuvered into acting even more deviously than reasonable people would.

Your way implies that all men are arrogant, bad driving, womanizing drunks, and that women are devious conniving people out to inflict as much physical and emotional damage as possible. That's kind of a depressing view of humanity to me.

I like both men and women too much to make those kinds of generalizations, but Lawyers are fair game! (and most Lawyers kind of relish that sort of abuse anyhow)

If you want to hear the best Lawyer Jokes...ask a Lawyer.

You know what you call a bus load of Lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start!

5 Oct 2008

Lush, I think it's time to strike the gavel and close this case.

6 Oct 2008

Quote by Playmale
Z you may be exactly right, however my way implies that the two people both generally nice but with some faults have, through the insidious intervention of an unmentioned third party ("the lawyer" who we can all hate without reservation), been maneuvered into acting even more deviously than reasonable people would.
Your way implies that all men are arrogant, bad driving, womanizing drunks, and that women are devious conniving people out to inflict as much physical and emotional damage as possible. That's kind of a depressing view of humanity to me.
I like both men and women too much to make those kinds of generalizations, but Lawyers are fair game! (and most Lawyers kind of relish that sort of abuse anyhow)
If you want to hear the best Lawyer Jokes...ask a Lawyer.
You know what you call a bus load of Lawyers going over a cliff?
A good start!

You're correct PM....I was just merely pointing out there could be another explantion....lol

I love both men and women as well.....and yes I agree lawyers are fair game....LOL!....

Now maybe we should quiet down before bailiff Rocco throws us out of the courtroom...... evil4

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

6 Oct 2008

It was just a joke...but a really funny one!!

Now move along people...nothing more to see here.

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